Cas' Shit Storm ✄

I survive off of coffee, green tea, avocados, and gummy vitamins by the gallon.

[coffeestainedx]

David Bowie - Interview - Afternoon plus - 1979  [x]

[chaos--themralds]

Not much has changed in the way people treat bisexuality smh

[reaperfromtheabyss]

“are you bisexual” “yes” “i’m not sure i understand” “I’m bisexual” “what do you mean” “ThAT I AM BISEXUAL”

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[nick-avallone]

[thenatsdorf]

First encounter with sand.

[akajustmerry]

I LITERALLY CAN’T STOP LAUGHIN EVEN DUMBLEDORE IS DRAGGING HIM FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE FOR THAT AWFUL NAME

[neurofish]

it’d be cool if i could…………………function

[catsbeaversandducks]

[unbfacts]

In 1898 Nikola Tesla once tricked an entire crowd into believing they could control a toy boat by shouting commands - he had in fact invented Radio Control and was piloting the boat himself.

[loremerchant]

Man invents something incredible and immediately uses it to screw with people.

[xxxtictacion]

Chaotic neutral

[randomampersand]

Also, after showing the assembled journalists how the mechanism worked, they went away thinking he was lying, and was in fact controlling the boat with his mind. Because that was more plausible.

[bysaestyl]

i feel sorry for anyone who befriends me and expects me to like things in a normal capacity??? like no my guy if i take an interest in something you bet your sweet bippy im gonna dive into that shit headfirst and consume every available piece of trivia and lore i can get my dirty goblin hands on because i dont know how to casually enjoy things

[pupiscle]

IM SCREAMING HE SLEEPS ON HIS TAIL

[helltitty]

don’t scream don’t wake him up

[lopmon]

[mxmaebie]

Even though I have my Ilvermorny house now

[nereydes]

Paris, France 🇫🇷 (14 ème et 15 ème arrondissements)

[adorably-confused]

According to my ASL teacher, we don’t say dragon in sign language. we say “spicy dinosaur” and I think thats beautiful. 

[rated-d-deactivated20230109]

Well, that’s pretty accurate! 

[askclint]

That’s…that’s pretty much it, yeah.

[safetytank]

[latinkilledtheromans]

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

[221cbakerstreet]

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

[hardyness]

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → Credence Barebone’s haircut

So when I first met with Faye Hammond, our incredible hair and make-up department head, she had all of these wonderful pictures from the era, from the 1920s. We looked through a lot of them. There was this one image she had chosen of a boy with a haircut very similar to Credence’s, and we just agreed that that was the perfect way to express the reality of this character. I mean, I had REALLY long hair when I went in, but we agreed. I was sad to agree, but I did agree, that Mary Lou probably put some sort of shallow bowl, the gruel bowl. She put the gruel bowl on his head, and with some blunt scissors, chopped around the edge, and that seemed just perfect for the character, so we went with it. Ezra Miller

[nohomobutlots]

me, my mouth full of tic-tacs: fuck off (sound of tic-tacs scattering on the floor)