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coffeefocusrat

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

coffeefocusrat

meant an alternative milk .

correctopinionhaver

me and the family when the eggnog issue comes up

godisafujoshi

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

ygmtwr-atrus

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

amateur

Via

my-ny

The Sound of Music + textposts pt. 17/?

creepymutelilbugger

just fucking with some dinosaurs. some raw forces of nature

digitaldiscipline

Pacific Rim (2013, Dir. Guillermo Del Toro)

kornwulf

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myothertardisisonthemun

They're using remote control exactly the way god intended

Oh my god

This picture of a UPS worker delivering a package on 9/11 right after the second tower was hit is so fascinating to me. I totally would have used two buildings being blown up and the city infrastructure pausing as an excuse to not do my job. Just go back to the depot and call it a day. But no he’s bravely delivering that Backstreet Boys poster or whatever while everyone else stares at the buildings behind him in shock. Went “Well, that sucks. Can’t do anything about it I guess.”

byjove

His kids asking him where he was on 9/11 and he’s like “I was there. One block away. Didn’t see anything because I was delivering a Phantom Menace poster.”

byjove

I know I keep mentioning it but the fact the thing he’s delivering is so visibly poster shaped is so hilarious. Like if it was a big box labeled MEDICINE, KEEP REFRIGERATED or something visibly important, this photo would be a famous, used as patriotic propaganda about duty in the face of adversity. But this guy delivering what is almost certainly a poster while the South Tower collapses is almost an act of absurdism.

wheeled-jack

Unironically I think this is one of the best photos I've ever seen. I'm going wild over it. I want to burn it into my brain forever. This is someone the next town over from Pompeii bringing their brand new toga home while Vesuvius erupts in the distance. This is a Londoner eating dinner while the air raid sirens blast. This is anyone doing anything back in 2020, really. The action of delivering a poster may be hilariously specific but the concept is universal. This expresses some fundamental element of what it is to be human. This is art, straight up.

thedragonoftelevision

I finally watched The Sound of Music and like I get it now, I get it.

It’s a beautiful two hour love story of a strict man finally opening his heart again and then a fifty minute public service announcement to hate the nazis. Brilliant.

yomikoreadsbooks

You’re not wrong there…

allthefandomss

Reblogging this version cuz those two gifs show the sexiest duality a man can have.

jonlybonlyfromboldlygo

2 things a man should do

Look at me like he can’t believe I exist

Hate nazis

sandmandaddy69

Gee, what gif will you use to react to this ask?

Not sure

noiamnotherewhatdoyoumean

The inherent eroticism of the sea

escuerzoresucitado

typhus-andronicus

noiamnotherewhatdoyoumean

took me a minute to get it

gaybaggins

imagine you’re going on an adventure with the person you love most in the whole world. but every step you take to get closer to the end drains him and there’s nothing you can do to help, not really. you can’t take the weight off his shoulders. more than anything, you want to protect him, but even that becomes more difficult with each passing day. so instead you try to comfort him. you hold his hand through the day and him through the night. he wakes up in your arms and, for a moment, forgets everything else. also gollum is there