cobra crowbar

f l just fuck me up

[megazord]

[spiribia]

dude why did you just walk up to me and quicksave

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

[ssexsophie8127]

fuck you

[ssexsophie8127]

i won

[lakevida]

im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

[happy-side15]

as a level five imagination haver i can only imagine how hard that is for you

[lakevida]

rub it in why don't you

[mayonaisalspray]

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

[gender-is-fake]

[nathylie]

[nommads]

[nevver]

Internal IBM document, 1979 (via Fabricio Teixeira)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Not really a shocking confession

[finneroo]

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

[nyaa]

I am unemployed

[calebwittebane]

I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?

why not join the fighter's guild? i hear they're recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.

[deep-state-partisan]

[moved-to-transzoemurphy-deactiv]

me: we have… a Problem

my shit brain, immediately: What If You Died That Would Fix This

[rocktheholygrail]

[apas-95]

hi im a mosquito I just noticed you're a giant ape with extremely dextrous limbs and binocular vision that make you well-equipped to kill me. its very nice of you to have just batted me away instead of annihilating me with a powerful thunderclap, as you could easily do. my plan from here on out is probably to fly in a sort of loose semicircle right back towards you and to try injecting you with my venoms and stealing your blood and giving you diseases etc. ah fuck

[misericordiia]

yes, thanks for checking in

[bunniope]

performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage

[himborc]

*gets swapped in* oh what the fuck

[bunniope]

take stealth rock damage for me boy

[louferrignojrofficial]

what’s happening with santa

[powerburial]

I think my mom's getting him pregnant