the morgue

you know i cant be found with you -------------------------------------------- call me steph/♂/17/♈ i can't believe i'm fucking dead

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[l30m730w]

[bugsrfckdup]

Wow!

[inverte-brat-deactivated2019051]

who is she

[wizardjpeg]

if theres one thing ive learned its that some things are so funny and true

[ramtiger]

this is so funny and true

[wizardjpeg]

this is so funny and true and i am gurgling today

[fatcowboys]

me: ok time 2 sleep!! my brain on repeat for hours: two Bros chilling in a Hot tub five feet apart cause there Not Gay

[notxela]

WHAT’S UP I’M TINY RIIIIICK

[mick-rorty]

More Halloween suggestions this time by @futagogo and @dedehoneybun! 

Hope everybody had a safe and fun Halloween!! ψ`ー´)ﾉ

[fatcatartru]

[supersighyan-deactivated2016113]

give him a theme song

[savrenim]

BODE

[hyokko]

[hyokko]

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[kingcheddarxvii]

So, tumblr’s 10 year old today. instead of doin the usual routine and jokin about what an apocalyptic sci-fi hellscape it is and roast its management, I just wanna say; I appreciate this weird old place. I’ve had some great times here. some bad times, and some legitimately surreal times too. But I can sincerely say I don’t think I’d be the same person or met as many wonderful people if I’d never signed up for this weird, weird, weird, absolute nightmare of a blogging site. I… love you tumblr, somehow, and if I can’t say it today then I never will. Thanks tumbl. Please fix your site

[hyokko]

[hyokko]

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[girldancinginspace]

[hxneyandsxgar-deactivated201706]

happy valentine’s day everyone

[bombing]

girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack

[egberts]

shout out to every single math teacher that said “you won’t just walk around with a calculator in your pocket” 10+ years ago. 📱

[blextrophy]

[ugh-matty]

This is sooooo good

[beesmygod]

hey people #undocumentedunafraid (a hashtag being used on twitter) is obviously a honeypot by the feds/being used to build a database by ppl on /pol/ of undocumented aliens. stop posting in it. or everyone post in it and make the tag useless. just dont post in it if youre undocumented, obviously.