Mass Of Fandoms

Ezio, panromantic demisexual, polyamorous, agenderflux, he/him, xe/xem, fae/faer they,them, 19 This is a mix of all my fandoms, and random bs.

[sr-roto]

audio On 😂😂😂

[theygender]

For blind/visually impaired folks: The instruments being used to recreate these songs are two kazoos, a plastic shopping bag, a metal colander pot, a basting brush, an empty water jug, and a thin sheet of plastic, all being played by two people in an empty parking garage for the acoustics

For deaf/HoH folks: The songs being played here are near perfect renditions of the 20th Century Fox theme, the Pirates of the Caribbean theme, and the Mission Impossible theme

[interestingmistakes]

I can't get over how he just grabs her head and shakes while she plays kazoo to make the opening trill to the mission impossible theme

[poppyflavour]

Gee Mozzarella, how come Golden Cheese lets you have two situationships??

As much as I love Finanarrow this ship has captivated me lolz

[poppyflavour]

Gee Mozzarella, how come Golden Cheese lets you have two situationships??

As much as I love Finanarrow this ship has captivated me lolz

[vex0ri4]

🌸 Cherry Blossom Lucifer 🌸

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[ominous-signs]

Agreed, I wish any of these came up instead

Come hither cooler evil souls

[dailycatsblog]

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

636.8 on 552

cats on rocks

[writing-prompt-s]

"What do you mean none of your transformations hurt?" The other magical girls stare back at her in horror.

[angy-brows]

The ideal dynamic I have between these two

[teaboot]

We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective

[teaboot]

Like that story isn’t about an ugly duckling that grew up sexy, it’s a fucking swan was judged as a duck and hated itself as a duck until it found out it wasn’t a duck and stopped trying to be a duck.

The actual ducks in the neighborhood were probably still looking around at perfectly normal swans like “damn, look at those busted ass ducks”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is pretty important, actually. The good ending is finding the other swans, not tearing yourself to pieces trying to impress the ducks.

[6balls]

one of the kids woke up from nap furious to be awake screaming crying carrying on and she did this all through everyone else getting up and eating snack no matter what we did and REFUSED to leave the block center (where her cot goes when she naps) and finally another girl just sat down and started calmly methodically stacking blocks around her. montresored her

[anais-ninja-bitch]

yes, the montresor method for early childhood education

[moringmark]

[sanscest69]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[queer-as-city-folk]

"He did it in broad daylight" as opposed to male daylight?

[queer-as-city-folk]

This feels like it's an unoriginal joke honestly

[advanced-passenger-train]

He did it in bloke daylight

[queer-as-city-folk]

That's the way I should have written this bad joke, thank you

[chucktaylorupset]

They won't even let you do things in broad daylight anymore. Because of bloke

[queer-as-city-folk]

Fucking Bloke, ruining everything

[writing-prompt-s]

The superheroes have had enough of minimum wage, no benefits, no 401k plans, and being forced to pay high taxes. They decide to protest the unfair circumstances and surprisingly, the villains support their cause.

[tyrannusimons]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Murdered the entire squad

[beaniebaneenie]

THIS. This shit right here is why any adaptation that has Daphne as a “bitchy popular girl” stereotype and Fred as a “popular jock” stereotype are totally wrong.

They both self-ID as fucking NERDS.

[whitehairedanimeboyfriend]

Fred is obsessed with setting traps and Daphne is an aspiring mystery novelist… in what world are they not nerds.

[victusinveritas]

[lasrina]

OP you left out the best one

[wingwisher]

feels kinda like they made the bog their personality

[lemonsharks]

Gimme the peat boys and feed my soul I wanna lay down in a mossy hole and

d r i f t a w a y

[moringmark]