nonchalant as fuck

I'm soooooo nonchalantly

[nonchalant-offical]

Hi I'm so nonchalantly nonchalantly that I always nonchalantly— *tragically falls.* WAIT NO IM STILL NONCHALANT I PROMISE.

Ooc info: mod has horrible anxiety and is anything BUT nonchalant

Sorry for the tags I just always see officals do this so uh...? Wait no I'm supposed to be nonchalant. I'm NOT sorry for the tags.

...what does nonchalant even mean again..?

@offical-offical @satan-offical @evilducks-offical @offical-potato @tea-offical @hatman-offical @sappho-offical @homosexuality-offical @rubberduck-offical @oxford-dictionary-offical @xen-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @communism-offical @femboy-offical @murder-offical @the-police-official @period-cramps-offical @homosexuality-offical @mean-girl-offical @uterus--offical

[mothman-offical]

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

EDIT: We just hit 1000 reblogs!!

[mothman-offical]

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

if I say “I’m gonna update my fic and post the new chapter soon,” please know that “soon” could either mean today or 2035

[crypticgoose3]

GANG ITS TIME

ITS CHRISTMAS

TIME TO MAKE THE "HALLOWEEN" TAG TRENDING

COME ON GUYS WE CAN DO THIS

idk tagging literally everyone even if i don't know you on my main

@crowsndbugs @solarexe @catbrain42 @writer-fennec @witchwithwords2115 @redcat-anomaly @toomuchtodooml @the-king-of-beans-offical @imnotactallycool @off-the-record13 @ash-cherryblossom @aceofpans @a-dam-tris-prior-fan @sillylime @do--not--you-dare @formerlyluckymanticore @gaybitch67 @grim-crypt @lavendertortoise12 @bubble-official @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical @nonbeanie-writes @ashenharvest @ghostlybluetrain @kobieatsfeet @introvert-inabox @mediocreangrypoop @shinycr0w

@satan-offical @ririwithrice @the-queen-of-geese @autistobrat

omg i need more people to tag

OFFICALVERSE

@unsatan-offical @towel-offical @homosexuality-offical @lemonade-offical @satan-unofficial @australia-offical @god-offical @tagger-of-officals-offical @who-offical @why-offical @offical-offical @shipper-offical @britain-offical @brazil-offical @santa-claus-offical SOMEONE TAG MORE PEOPLE PLEASE

WE CAN DO THIS

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

@ash-cherryblossom @astracaedes @ghostlybluetrain @crypticgoose2854 @theredlumas2 @pond-scum-offical @nerdwholikesnerdythings @king-of-oreo @johnnyshank @yourunusalartist @im-on-earth-dipshit @i-am-a-fox @do--not--you-dare @queer-offical @goblin-offical @no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @misinformation-offical @biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @homeschooler-offical @laciffo-natas @not-offical-offical @grim-reaper-offical @asexual-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @squ1dy80 @queen-of-oreo @avhira @ao3org @the-grassy-hill @wizardex-yt @s33k-gung1rl @olliipopp @drudg30n @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @threedollarsdotcom @pixelchasm @0llierawr @drinking-the-ocean-in-big-sips @polls-offical @profain-offical @badjokesbyjeff @satans-mum-offical @ririwithrice @gaslight-offical @pepsi-offical @worldheritagepostorganization @officalverse-studio-offical @victorian-child-offical @do--it--coward

[themockingbirdsystem]

YALL CMON

@jellyfish-offical @bubble-official @satan-offical @mean-girl-offical @offical-offical @manager-offical @man-offical @human-offical @real-human-offical @real-alien-offical @avery-the-mayo-offical @mike-the-arthole @notebook-official @nonchalant-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @somebody-offical @nobody-offical @ EVERYONE CMON GUYSSS

[asking-your-questions-for-you]

I made this blog as a sort of safe space for people to ask whatever questions they want. Questions about health, hygiene, fandoms, general knowledge, ANYTHING. You have a question? ASK IT. it doesn't matter how 'supid' or 'embarassing' it is. As long as it's a question, ASK!!!!!

Only rules?

Don't be shy

Be respectful

Don't judge other people's asks!

I also have a ton of questions I'm also too embarassed to ask, which is exactly why I made this blog. I'll even ask my own questions sometimes!

→ I will be posting most if not all asks, but I cannot guarantee an answer from myself bc I'm a dumbass that doesn't know much. I'll try though! If I don't know the answer I'll just post it with one of those [] thingies.

Please reblog and get this out so more people can get all the answers they've been seeking!

[discord-the-app-offical]

HEY OFFICIAL VERSE!

I need YOU 🫵

Yes 🫵🫵🫵YOU🫵🫵🫵

To tell me if you want to be in the official verse fanfic I’m writing, via vague and likely unserious request of fellow gimmick @sadgayboy-offical !!

And if you are telling me you want to be in it, you also can request any ships or non ships! (If you want to be cutesy with someone or want me to definitely not put you with anyone! Or something like that)

@no-one-offical could you do your thing and pass this to the rest of the official verse? Thx 🫶

[sadgayboy-offical]

"via vague and likely unserious request" I'm giggling

I would love to be in it personally

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

PLS PUT ME IN THIS SHIT

[snake-offical]

Can i be it it too? I'll bite some kneecaps

[nonsense-offical]

:o

I would like to be in it despite not having a physically comprehensible form. Pretty please with a cherry on top(whatever that means)

[no-one-offical]

‎

[halloween-offical]

Please?

[nonchalant-offical]

I wouldn't mind also being in this. I don't mind any specifics.

[telemachus--offical]

SCAMMER/HACKER WARNING

SCAMMER WARNING

// please spread this

There's someone hacking into accounts by saying this and then they will ask you for your password or somthing. Personally idk exactly but I do know that they make it REALLY realistic. But it is NOT real. (They'll even ask money from you)

DO NOT GIVE THEM IT.

IT IS A SCAM.

(ss from friends) it also happened to me on another account and I almost fell for this. It got a bit suspicious tho when they wouldn't answer questions or talk like my friend

So I texted my friend on discord (thankfully I have it) and it is NOT them. They gave me their ss and turns out they lost their account to this hacker

[nonchalant-offical]

Guten tag, you seem like the absence of Chalant-ness. Would you like to be part of the Nullverse too? :3

We are just a mafia (/j)

We are a niche branch of the Officalverse of "Nulls," or "Absent-concepts." /nf

mod screamed from excitement but since I'm obviously too nonchalant for that I will answer this very nonchalantly and say, sure. That would not be the worst thing ever. I wouldn't mind.

[nonchalant-offical]

I bet you're secretly chalant

Nonsense. This is slander.

[nonsense-offical]

It is?

[nonchalant-offical]

Yes. I'm very nonchalant.

[nonsense-offical]

Oh. What cha needed me for though?

[nonchalant-offical]

I.... Hm. Well I guess now that you're here yoh can confirm it's nonsense? I don't know. What do you do?

[nonsense-offical]

That shall require further research, which I do not do.

...

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V

[nonchalant-offical]

Right....

[nonchalant-offical]

I bet you're secretly chalant

Nonsense. This is slander.

[nonsense-offical]

It is?

[nonchalant-offical]

Yes. I'm very nonchalant.

[nonsense-offical]

Oh. What cha needed me for though?

[nonchalant-offical]

I.... Hm. Well I guess now that you're here yoh can confirm it's nonsense? I don't know. What do you do?

[nonchalant-offical]

I bet you're secretly chalant

Nonsense. This is slander.

[nonsense-offical]

It is?

[nonchalant-offical]

Yes. I'm very nonchalant.

[nonchalant-offical]

I bet you're secretly chalant

Nonsense. This is slander.

[satan-offical]

I know... I know how to create a post no one will interact with!!!!

I never used the magic word..

Please?

[nonchalant-offical]

Technically it's already been interacted with so im not doing much a difference..

but ever tried saying that if they interact they're straight or somthin? Cuz the gay one worked too well.. so, logically?

[satan-offical]

I'm so homophobic

...

This is not true. This is for the people who have notifications for my posts so the first thing they see is "Satan made a post! : 'I'm so homophobic'"

Hehe

[nonchalant-offical]

Didn't work! >:D

I got

"I'm so homophobic ... This is not tru"

[txmriddlx]

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

[evilducks-offical]

Are you guys also nonchalant?

- @nonchalant-offical

Very much so

[nonchalant-offical]

That's very good.