[foulserpent]

why doesno one ever talk about the ADHD symptom of having a bellyache when you drink a liter of pickle juice. like everyone says “oh adhd is just being distracted” but no one talks about how it ravages your digestive system when you drink a whole liter of pickle juice really fast

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[not100bees]

MY plan is to be the commune’s specialest little boy

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[thoughtportal]

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[mumble--bee]

😲

[kimmycup]

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

[roseverdict]

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

i-, i- wanna cry

[victor-the-gay-bitch]

This is my favorite post

[kaijutegu]

WOOP WOOP GET SOME SOUP

[gayestgen]

@hungwy

[virotek-deactivated20210127]

It’s best to give off a warped image of yourself online. Share contradictory pieces of information, post at inconsistent hours, express opposite extremes of your character, and so on and so on. 

[sketchdeath]

why do cats have an extra bean on their wrist... what is if for..

[sketchdeath]

cutting edge cat technologies

[baddielabelle]

its the drift button

[40ouncesandamule]

anti-lock beans

[fairycosmos]

my dash is like. coronavirus. animal crossing. someone having a mental breakdown. half ironic gifsets of twilight

[stonerz4sokka]

[angelicguy]

[lacetulle]

[lmaonade]

make no mistake not only am i party rocking but i’m also in the house tonight 

[umbranviking]

Are you shuffling?

[lmaonade]

everyday. 

[time-schwime]

oh, the plot hole?

that’s there for……ventilation

[incandescent-creativity]

Me, poking holes in my plot to let the characters ive trapped in a cup breathe:

[veryluckyclovers]

[neopets-hentai]

PSA FOR ALL FLORDIANS!!! GET INSIDE NOW!!! Theres a category 3 milf heading STRAIGHT for Palm Springs!!!!

[sloppystyle]