Just Some Nonsense

Chicago I have no idea what I’m doing

[theehorsepusssy]

[nonnynonny99]

Wuthering Heights, 2026

[depsidase]

[nonnynonny99]

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly…

[uwuspaceboy]

heated rivalry but it's trixie and katya

[thegaymertrainer]

Meatball 😭😭😭

[aavec]

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com

[clothingweapon]

1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner

housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]

[nonnynonny99]

Feeling real Cathy right now, AAACKing through life while being terrorized by those shitty Family Circus kids

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[septembersung]

[nonnynonny99]

My latest work. He’s a handsome boi

[anglofranco]

[nonnynonny99]

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Nitya Prakash

[electric-candy-shop]

[nonnynonny99]

[thememedaddy]

[the-arcade-doctor]

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

[loserincognito]

PRESS Ⓑ TO BE WANTED AND LOVED

[anoraktrend]

PRESS Ⓧ TO RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS

[fish--man]

PRESS Ⓨ TO FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

[malibuklaus]

[moniquill]

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[nonnynonny99]

[otherwindow]

this is how gay people flee

[were--ralph]

[toskarin]

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

[toskarin]

added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it's cold outside

[toskarin]

to be honest with you it's swollen as fuck and that's why I'm rocking with it

[ganurath]

Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.

[toskarin]

this one's just a phone

[toskarin]

if it was a bomb and not a phone I couldn't make a call on it, but I can because it's a phone, although it will be to the fun department instead of the fire department

[pneeyrose]

respectfully, ma'am, phone and bomb are not mutually exclusive descriptors

[toskarin]

I'm not gatekeeping I'm just speaking from my presently lived experience

[chaos-otter]

When you start speaking from your formally lived experience, be sure to let us know!

[toskarin]

I already live every day with undue formality and noble grace

[toskarin]

I'm not a technician so I don't really see how this applies to me

[bakedbiscuit]

I genuinely can't tell if you're being stupid on purpose

[toskarin]

when you feel that way it's a sign that I'm being smart

[walnutbun]

OP your phone is literally about to explode.

[toskarin]

we've been over this, it's just puffy and I poke it with twigs when it gets too hot

[toskarin]

my mental health is splendid and my phone is fantastic why in the world would I kill myself

[radioinactivity]

[netheris]

Oh god it's the shark post all over again, but this time OP COULD FUCKIN DIE OR BE MAIMED HORRIBLY

[toskarin]

that's really not on the table

[toskarin]

reading earlier in this thread, you will find that it is not a bomb but a phone which is being poked with twigs, and only under certain circumstances