Peter Solarz
art blog(derogatory)
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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taylor price
Andulka
roma★
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almost home
Stranger Things
Xuebing Du
tumblr dot com
Misplaced Lens Cap
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
wallacepolsom
Discoholic 🪩
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Janaina Medeiros
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
hello vonnie
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@nonsensical-polls
Please redirect all poll suggestions to @buddydacote while my inboxes are bugged.
You don’t have to send it to that inbox you can message me however you want. A DM, an ask, even replies on unrelated posts. Just try not to spam other people’s posts trying to get my attention.
Where are the 11 missing or dead scientists?
Quit science to train for the FIFA World Cup.
Sent on a secret mission to be ambassadors to Moon Aliens found by Artemis II.
Fell into a nuclear reactor and was shattered across time and space.
Really intense game of hide and seek.
Hired by a time traveler to work with Oppenheimer.
No one is dead. They just don’t want to come into work anymore.
They’re standing behind the people searching for them like cartoon characters.
They logged out like in a video game.
They’re all taping for the next season of The Masked Singer.
They’ve been hired by Black Mesa.
They’ve gone back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
Everyone’s currently competing in the Competitive Sleeping World Championship.
Thinking about changing my name and I’ve narrowed it down to these 12. What should I go with?
Skibidiah
Fleshlight
Just changing it all to lowercase instead of a new name
Dill Dough
John Thermos
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
AAAAA
Chop off 2/3 of my name and pretend I’m like Cher
Pubert
Gene Attell Fischer
Graham
gravel or soggy
gravel or soggy
gravel or soggy
Choose
Gravel
Soggy
What is the ocean?
a miserable little pile of secrets
a soup
a brine, too salty for soup
a dumping ground for used batteries
another way of saying the 3rd letter of the alphabet
A poll I made before this blog that inspired me to start it
Are you bigfoot?
yes
no
Who?
You can't prove it!
Huh?
Haha, no, that's my buddy from cryptid school, I am the loch ness monster
Sh! I'm on the run from all the bigfoot crime and assumed a new identity as yeti
Inspired by “beating off” which would you want to name a game if you made one
“You should play With Yourself! It feels great!”
“Please play With Me.”*
“I hope you beat Someone Up live on stream.”
“Would you like to reach the climax of CLTRS on stream?”**
*Bonus points if someone gets banned from a Twitch Streamer’s chat room for being parasocial.
**Real game btw
Surprised nobody voted for clitoris the video game
Which bug is your fave?
Ant 1
Ant 2
Ant 3
Ant 4
Ant 5
Ant 6
Ant 7
Ant 8
Ant 9
Ant 10
Ant 11
The queen
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Put him in the longboat til he’s sober.
Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under.
Scrape the hair off his chest with a hoop-iron razor.
Beat 'im o'r wi' a cat-o-nine-tails.
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it.
Put him at the wheel of an Exxon tanker.
Heave him by the leg in a runnin' bowline.
Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
Soak him in oil till he sprouts a flipper.
Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.
Keel haul him till he's sober.
Stick on his back a mustard plaster.
Pick a deadly sin
Pineapple on pizza
Not using turn signals
Talking in a movie theater
Not turning your brights down when passing oncoming traffic
Listening to TikToks without headphones
Quietly farting and leaving someone in the room you did it in
Ignoring a pet that wants attention
I used to send these into a poll community on here to get more reach but the reaction to this one was so terrible I’ve lost all enthusiasm for making these
If you have something to send in please do bc the blog is dead otherwise
Inspired by “beating off” which would you want to name a game if you made one
“You should play With Yourself! It feels great!”
“Please play With Me.”*
“I hope you beat Someone Up live on stream.”
“Would you like to reach the climax of CLTRS on stream?”**
*Bonus points if someone gets banned from a Twitch Streamer’s chat room for being parasocial.
**Real game btw
Please redirect all poll suggestions to @buddydacote while my inboxes are bugged.
How do you pronounce GIF?
HIF
ZIF
WIF
RIF
YIF
DIF
Choose a thing from the blog runner’s room
The royal jewels from the Louvre
The real Mona Lisa
Somebody’s liver (no clue whose)
The crystal skull
Recorder that can only play the brown note
Half-Life 3
Uranium
Beryllium Agitator
Protectron
BFG 9000
Cold Caller disguise
Midnight Animal on VHS
Pick a deadly sin
Pineapple on pizza
Not using turn signals
Talking in a movie theater
Not turning your brights down when passing oncoming traffic
Listening to TikToks without headphones
Quietly farting and leaving someone in the room you did it in
Ignoring a pet that wants attention
What’s your favourite scary movie?
Watership Down
Them! (1954)
Shark Boy and Lava Girl
Uncle Buck
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Son of the Mask
Escape from New York
Goodfellas (1990)
Bugsy Malone
Baby Driver (2017)
Hook (1991)
Project X (2012)
Where are you right now?
Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
Yo mama’s house
I’m at the soup store.
I’m with Carmen Sandiego.
Cow Town
Planet Popstar
The abandoned Europa space ship
House of Vera
Donut County
Over there
Behind you.
Bugaria
