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Fall Feeling
My new book is out next month! You can order WHAT COLOR IS NIGHT online here (with international shipping available), or ask your favorite local bookstore.
Oregon trial of science
Okay, let’s talk about predatory journals for a sec, because no one ever taught me this. Some background: in 2016, I presented a poster at a big conference. Though I thought there would be a publication coming from this work, nothing ever actually happened. It was just this poster presentation and my name, along with others’ and the title, buried in the list of abstracts presented at the end of the program. Then, earlier this year (three years later), I suddenly started getting the emails. Letters from journals saying they had come across my paper, they were having a special edition of their journal that just so happened to align with the exact topic I’d researched, and they were offering me a chance to either be a guest editor or submit a paper to this journal that was almost guaranteed to be accepted and published. These emails. Kept. Coming. And they still are. At first, I was excited (the chance to finally have this work published!) but extremely wary. For starters, it’s been three freaking years. If my “paper” was so great, wouldn’t they have contacted me sooner? Next, to reiterate, I never published a paper. I have checked on multiple sites and if you search the abstract name and my name, nothing shows up except for the listing from the conference I mentioned before. How in the world did they even track down not only my name and email, but the names of my co-authors? I don’t even do this type of research anymore, so that was an immediate red flag. I also was skeeved out by the little things: that this “special edition” was so specific to my research; that they usually claimed to be working with esteemed PIs at universities overseas (a quick Google search told me that they did exist, but only one of the PIs was actually associated with they type of work I had been doing); that they told me about an “Article Processing Charge” that was in a random foreign currency (another quick Google search told me that this was over $1,800 - no thank you); and that they addressed me as “Dr. ____” when I have not yet attained my PhD, which (I could be wrong here) I feel like an actual journal wouldn’t have done? All of these things were done to lull me into a false sense of security - if these international PIs think my nonexistent paper is good and they’re already calling me “Doctor,” my work must be worth submitting! My faith in their credibility was falling fast. Lastly, I literally just Googled the name of one of the journals and one of the top results followed with “predatory journal.” I have been ignoring these emails for probably over six months, but I haven’t ever actually learned about what a predatory journal is or how to pick one out. There is a good guide here. Basically, learn about the peer review process (detailed well here), show fishy emails to a senior researcher that you trust, do your own research on the details of the emails, and ultimately… if it seems too good to be true or there are too many red flags, ignore it. Please do not pour out your wallets to these journals!
Keep an eye on them. A fear submitted by Kiran to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!
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when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear them. I will love you as the pesto loves the fettuccini and as the horseradish loves the miyagi, and the pepperoni loves the pizza. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer. I will love you as the beard loves the chin, and the crumbs love the beard, and the damp napkin loves the crumbs, and the precious document loves the dampness of the napkin, and the squinting eye of the reader loves the smudged document, and the tears of sadness love the squinting eye as it misreads what is written. I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat, and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms. I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp… I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and all the secrets have gone gasping into the world. I will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. I will love you until every fire is extinguished and rebuilt from the handsomest and most susceptible of woods. I will love you until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple. I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until the chances of us running into one another slip from slim to zero, I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else–and i will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”
Lemony Snicket The Beatrice Letters
Somewhere, lost in the clouded annals of history, lies a place that few have seen — a mysterious place called the Unknown, where long forgotten stories are revealed to those who travel through the wood.
— Over the Garden Wall (2014) by Patrick McHale
Portrayal of Aunt May really tells you a lot about whether or not the writers drink their respecting women juice like everybody was all “Aunt May should be a fun and engaging character” and the most recent live-actions went “We’ll make her YOUNG and HOT BOOM DONE” and meanwhile Into the Spiderverse went “oh okay yes so she should be intelligent and competent and bad-ass!! she’ll play a role in the story and help our hero on his way!! she’ll be kind and welcoming even though she’s grieving!! she’ll keep her wrinkles and grey hair and sharp nose and have a cocky smile and love her nephew very much and also kick villains out of her house!!!!!!!” and like. who respected her character more let me ask you
R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging
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Summer Colors
I have a new book about colors coming out soon! You can pre-order WHAT COLOR IS NIGHT here or wherever you get your books.
August 2019 Illustrations ヽ(• ‿•)ノ
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