esoteric

“OMFG u guyz r so scary!11” said Britney, a fucking prep.

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

Dr Kill

[nest-deactivated20181209]

that’s a tiny pistol he is holding

[swarnpert]

for a bunch of people who hate authority you guys really like bottoming

[tomcruiseisshortandsoami]

Did u really have to go after John Lennon like this

[swarnpert]

did i WHAT

[farcryfromhere-moved]

[stimman4000]

goodnight to sexy evil people only

[stimman4000]

everyone adding characters to this is wrong except whoever added doofenshmirtz

[skinmite]

absolutely love posting in this font size. i have logged the fuck on and im gonna be a real bastard about it

[cartooncoyote]

[inkskinned]

me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit :)

every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl???????

[emptytheroll-deactivated2020052]

crazy how so many of your experiences as a girl are shaped based on whether you are perceived as attractive or not

[carfuckerlynch]

due to personal reasons i’ll be

[anxietyproblem]

[homotology]

Just @me next time

[acanofwyrmz-deactivated20221102]

@travisdyvaldae

[travisdyvaldae]

WOw it’s me

[catsuggest]

good morninge immediotely

or else

[hugsandkissu]

or else what, cat?

[catsuggest]

[screamingbug]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[chessys]

What does foreplay have to do with a girl being wet? Why is that a man's responsibility? It's their vagina.. We can't control that...

please don’t have sex

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[pennyisalesbian]

this is a taz blog now guys

[avantgardejazz-deactivated20220]

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

[sexhaver]

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re one of those public speakers that say “Goodmorning….Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNING” I automatically do not like you from that moment on.

[butmuhgains]

First good shower thought