Hey hey, I’m Snap or SBB please. I write (mostly) sad, nasty smut fics under anon because my real life friends follow both my main tumblr and AO3 and I just can’t let them see all that. So we’re here.
I thought this obsession with Yellowjackets would fade with time but it has just evolved into being insane about lots of different media. So. Now we're here. From ShaunaHat side blog to smut fic hub in less than a year, cheers!
Obviously the fics are freaky nasty so 18+ only etc etc (links under the cut)
Currently freaking out about Industry and Yellowjackets so please feel free to message me or send anons to discuss characters, ideas or stories! I love writing and I love rotating characters in my brain so lets chat!
Snapping and Barking and Biting - (Rated R) S3x06-ish Shauna has a panic attack and Melissa helps
What Kind of Dog is That? - (Rated X) Sequel to above, Shauna uses what they learned from last time to self-harm during sex
Bark Like You Want It - (Rated X) Conclusion to the above trilogy, Shauna takes the power back with the power of rough, undernegotiated sex
Creep, Weirdo, Etc - (Rated T) Melissa stalks Shauna and Jeff pre-crash
Digging Deep Inside of Me - (Rated X) Melissa starts her period, period sex ensues
I Saw It On The Discovery Channel - (Rated X) my personal favorite! Shauna and Melissa engage in predator/prey-ish play after comparing themselves to wolf pack dynamics
At The Foot of The Bed - (Rated X) TaiVanHat threeway where TaiVan show Mel the joys of loving, normal sex
Imagine a Cylinder - (Rated T) Stoner Comedy where tgirl Mel gets into a precarious situation so tboy Van calls his femme, Tai, at Howard for help
Gutless, You're Undressed - (Rated X) Dead Dove fic for DarkJackets week Ghost+Guilt. Shauna hallucinates Jackie on her wedding night
Non-Yellowjackets Fics!
Self vs. Other - (Rated X) Pluribus. Carol bluescreens Zosia/The Hive with the power of oral sex (and the consequences!)
Dry Spell - (Rated X) Life is Strange: Double Exposure. Max and Amanda have their first time after lots of laughs and communication.
Voice Mail Box - (Rated X) Dead Dove fic in S4xE08 where Yasmin touches herself to her father's voice mail to reclaim something. Later, Hayley finds her.
27 y/o F, hx of ASD, presents with c/o still being a virgin, rx x1 casual sex, f/u in three weeks. - (Rated X) The Pitt. Mel laments about still being a virgin during her karaoke outing with Trinity. Trinity offers to fix that.
And more to come! Currently cooking (and you can help one come out faster by just asking me about it...)
Yellowjackets!
JackieShauna discover shibari. Jackie is relieved that ropeplay getting her excited means she's NOT a lesbian, just a pervert (she's wrong, she's both)
ShaunaHat 5+1 where Shauna interrogates her feelings for Melissa and girls in general
Melissa gives Shauna a bath and remarks on how much she loves Shauna's body
Post-Crash Shauna watches Cruel Intentions (1999) and starts seeing too many similarities between the lead and Jackie. The Ghost appears.
Shauna realizes she can use the power of the strap and a breeding kink on Melissa to get over her own pregnancy trauma
Industry!
Yasmin "borrows" Rob's dildo and genderplays on herself in his bed, S2x08
Yasmin faces her demons (lesbianism) during her shrooms trip in S3
Yasmin and Co. see her bitch-ass husband at World Pride, do NOT DM her, she already knows 🙄
Yasmin asks Harper to tell her what to do since she can't make a single good decision without being outsmarted apparently, the strap gets involved. S4
Hate sex continuation of a scene during the YasHarper slap fight in S3x06
Other!
Toni/Shelby (The Wilds) first time exploring Shelby's relationship to touch and desire
Max and Amanda (Life is Strange) morning after their first time, shower sex and more communication
one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(
Best part of being in a small fandom is when you’re reading a nasty smutty fanfic on ao3 and you go to hit kudos and you see one of your mutuals’ user names in the kudos list and you’re just like 😈 hehe you were also here. Pervert.
please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet
i ship other things but there is something to be said about Mel not understanding Santos' sarcasm so frequently that she just gives up and starts being genuine and honest with Mel to communicate & thereby suddenly bonds with her in ways she hadn't been able to with many other people
I stopped watching this dumpster fire a long time ago, but you have to be a really shit writer to have super interesting threads of a sexuality repressed toxic monster, sexually assaulted child who turns to seeking the male gaze, trans woman who was repeatedly sexually abused seeking the male gaze, girl who grew up too fast and had her ex abuse her, overlooked daughter of an addict who turns to avoiding all aspects of living to not address her hurt, and an ongoing addict with mental illness that all amount to nothing in the end to give any kind of message or narrative. It's a free-for-all game of Episode; you choose your own narrative (fill in the plot holes and make your own takeaways for the characters)
Rewatching S4E2 of Industry and giggling and kicking my feet while Yasmin snaps and barks and bites that’s my baaabbbyyyy
Also curiously “you guys looked so happy at your wedding”
“That’s the thing, WE were. HE was deliriously happy. I’VE never been fucked like that, it was life changing.” See now that last one isn’t necessarily a positive. (See how life changing = the euphoria of realizing you are the shiniest thing in his life and clearly he loves it/you so much you’ve just secured everything you’ve been told you ever wanted for the rest of your life with the only thing you’ve been told you have to offer, and thank god because apparently you have no other options or opportunities.)
This episode had some throw away lines I didn’t like because they fucked with my “Yas hates her husband and is also a lesbian” agenda but fear not! I think we can still say she hates his ass! My lesbian agenda lives on!!!
