No chick flick moments, huh?

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[trappeds0ull-deactivated2020072]

Welp

[cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2]

someone: we gotta go back to Jakku!

Finn:

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

[duskenpath]

Rest stops on highways are liminal spaces where the veil is thin and nobody can tell me differently

[oli-via]

Explain

[duskenpath]

The explanation is that liminal spaces are in between places that bridge Here with There, so in fairy tales we often have the Fairy Ring, the Forest Clearing, the Sudden Misty Foggy Forest, the Bridge, the River, graveyards, in some cases

We also have a ton of american urban mythology around famous roadways and sites off the sides of roads

Archetypes like these occur to mark the places in the world where the veil goes thin and humans can have extra-worldly experiences, out of the ordinary way of living

So why wouldn’t transient spaces like rest stops where everyone is just passing through from one place to the next, never stopping for too long, not be a liminal space where spirits frequent, too

Especially since nobody would know if they were real or not

[pardonmewhileipanic]

Ok but this speaks to me

I always feel like something isn’t quite right at rest stops

[confusingteen]

I once slept though three gas stations on a road trip, and the second the car started to slow to turn into a rest stop, I was basically wide awake.

[prismatic-bell]

My mom and I were on I-90 in a blizzard once and pulled off at the first exit we could find. Turns out that if we’d gone even a mile further, we would have happened on a 49-and-counting car pileup, and that 90 was closed for MILES. How we found an unblocked ramp was a matter of great debate, but where this gets weirder still is that at the bottom of the ramp was a closed truck stop and an open church full of teenagers–they went for youth group, the blizzard started, and they were stuck until the snow stopped. They fed us leftovers from their potluck dinner, prayed with us for safe travel, and when the snow let up they saw us on our way.

Three days later–Sunday–we were traveling back and decided to stop at that church to thank them. We found it thanks to the truck stop, but this time it was the truck stop that was open and the church that was closed. Neither of us remembered it looking so decrepit on the trip down, and granted we saw it first at night in a snowstorm, but you’d think we’d have noticed the boarded-up windows. So we asked in at the truck stop.

The church had been abandoned for ten years. And yet I still had one of their youth group programs under my sun visor, very clearly labeled for the previous week.

To this day I’m sure we crossed dimensions somewhere on I-90, and that’s how we stayed safe. You could tell me it’s because the truck stop was a liminal space and I’d 100% believe you.

[duskenpath]

I don’t mind when this post goes around again because sometimes I get stories like this

[micdotcom]

Watch: The contrast is clear, but the amount of love in the video is overwhelming.

[part2of3]

Batman the Television series

S02E58: Flop Goes the Joker

[the-uterus]

When anon haters forget to turn on anon

[majortvjunkie]

is this men.com or nextdoorbuddies.com

[viverridae]

lets play a game of: did i really do this or did i just think about doing it so hard that i constructed a false memory of it

[999999999lslsl]

this is a symptom of dissociation

[templarsandhoes]

when you select a planet and EDI tells you she detects an anomaly

when the planet is also rich

AND it has element zero

[papertownsy]

May I present to you the greatest opening credits… Deadpool

[micdotcom]

Watch: When does dating preference become racism?

[christel-thoughts]

the answer is really fucking simple: the moment your “preference” excludes AN ENTIRE RACE OF PEOPLE. oh… and it doesn’t just mean your dating preferences are racist. it means you’re racist.

[adulthoodisokay]

I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter.

[fuckyeahtx]

Dead.

[thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018]

Realistically as a super hero if you hear “the hulk is on a rampage” and your super power is something simple like flight or invisibility, you really gonna go try to stop him? Or will you just turn your phone off and fake like you were asleep the whole time?

[fonzworthcutlass]

As long as he aint in my front yard that nigga can stay mad.

[thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018]

On everything I’m flying my ass in the opposite direction.

[fonzworthcutlass]

the city folk: “Invisi-Boy help! The Hulk is destroying Townsville!!”

me:

[normalisoverrated]

krum: herm-own-ninny?

hermione: her-my-uh-nee

hermione: honestly, viktor, you think you'd know how to say my name. i mean, i introduced myself to you by speaking, you can't have misheard me this many times. wouldn't it make more sense if you couldn't spell it?

krum: but herm-ow-nee, then who would teach the kids who are reading this how to pronounce your name?

hermione: stop breaking the fourth wall, krum

[catmeleon-deactivated20160611]

Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex. 

[kareenvorbarra]

#honestly ben wyatt has probably had this exact thought in dark moments (via @seagodofmagic) 

[lesbian-khaleesi-deactivated202]

I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show

Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via andisaysthings)

[acciowintershield]

[chandlerbings]

[bidoctor]

#me @ family holiday parties