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[a-whumped-tea]

"Do your worst, you bastard. I didn't break for the last fucker and I'm not going to break for you."

"...I was just bringing you soup..."

[incorrectoletusmanor]

fan: [removes mini xie from his lap to do something else]

mini xie: big husband is... evil? big husband is unyielding? big husband is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little umbrella and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. i can no longer thrive in this manor.

[identityvincorrectquotes]

Gays

Mike: I am really bothered by the fact that basically, the only reason why gay marriage is illegal in some places is that some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re not making that illegal, are we?

William: What is wrong with you? Peas are delicious.

Naib: Gay people are delicious too.

Norton: No dessert for you until you eat all your gays.

Aesop: What just happened here?

Eli: Be quiet and eat your gays.

[incorrectoletusmanor]

margie: you know that voice in your head that tells you what you're doing is wrong?

mike: you mean the one that sounds like joker?

[toasted-pumpkin]

Mike: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Eli: Mind your language!

Mike: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Eli:

Mike: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

[elisowl]

Kevin: the best way to get to a man’s heart is by punching it through the ribcage!

Mike: cool!

[ Later ]

Luca: why is norton crying

Mike: i may have punched him in the ribcage

Kevin: i may have told him to

[idv-quotes-but-wrong]

Emily: “...Explain to me again what Emma’s doing?”

Helena: “Since I can’t see what a sunset looks like, Emma’s decided to draw me one.”

Emily:

Helena: “Yeah.”

[incorrectidentityv]

Demi: You can’t keep running from your problems!

Jose: Oh yeah? Watch me!

[incorrectoletusmanor]

ada: you often use humor to deflect trauma.

mike: thank you.

ada: it wasn't a compliment.

mike: what i'm hearing is, you think i'm funny.

[twist-of-art]

Robbie: Are you sure this is legal..?

Joker: When the cops aren't around, anything's legal!

[idv-quotes-but-wrong]

Mike: “I need an adult!”

Eli: “you are an adult!”

Mike, having set the kitchen on fire: “I NEED A DIFFERENT ADULT-“

[incorrectoletusmanor]

ada: if an assassin killed you, I would hunt them down to the ends of the earth.

emil: on your word, i would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

martha: you know that normal couples don't say these things to each other, right?

[rave-meow]

Hello yes suddenly I’m alive insane!!!  Silly idv men!

[totally-correct-idv]

[texting]

aesop: i miss u :(

eli: check your porch

aesop: there’s nothing here???

eli: oh my god i’m at the wrong house

[incorrectoletusmanor]

naib, to norton: bro, you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i've fallen in love with you bro. i'm serious quit it dude.

[applesharonfiction]

Last kiss, first kiss

“Do you…” Jayce begins.

He forgets what he was going to say.

“Do you remember the last time we kissed?” is what ends up tripping out of Jayce’s mouth.

Jayce nearly sees the words as they fall on the floor alongside broken cogs and copper wire like the ones they used in the original hextech apparatus.

He laughs.

“I can’t remember it,” he continues.

His voice echoes through the room with obnoxious clarity which means that there’s no way Viktor can’t hear what Jayce is saying.

There’s no way that Viktor can pretend that he can’t hear what Jayce is saying.

“That was our last kiss and I can’t remember it,” Jayce whispers. “The thing is, I didn’t know it was going to be the last one, Vitya.”

My final entry for Jayvik week! Thanks for the inspiration/prompts, Arcaneshipweeks!

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[incorrectklavekatz]

Mike and Bernard’s relationship just seems to be too complicated for the fandom to grasp, yes Mike loves Bernard, no that does not make what happened okay. Mike loves Bernard as a father, he’s never had another parental figure that we know of and doesn’t know how that relationship would function, he loves Bernard because that’s what Bernard manipulated him to do, that’s a major part of mikes character. Calling your father figure darling is not normal, understanding being told off/being shouted at as praise is not normal. He met Bernard when he was a child and Bernard took advantage of that, in my opinion from the evidence given it’s likely that Bernard gr00med him, Bernard was not a good father figure, Mike was popular in the circus and made him money, any care he had for Mike was shearly for his own gain.

I know this is out of usual for my content but I’m frustrated lmao