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[langernameohnebedeutung]

ngl, I'm beginning to take issue with how in conversations about anti-intellectualism almost automatically, the face of girls and women will be slapped on the problem.

[lightandfireandsunhavegone]

Peer Reviewed your tags, OP.

[kadens-a-bee]

When the pairing is so good that it doesn’t matter if you see it as romantic or platonic. What matters is that you see them and know that one is not complete without the other. Frequently bought together. Do not separate. If you separate them one of them will bite you

[paramoregf]

the great thing about enjoying mystery of the week shows is that when the writing is bad its like oh well. next week might be better! but when a plot driven show has bad writing in an episode its like oh god we're going to have to deal with this forever what if i killed everyone

[stabbeddoll]

[bakwaaas]

as I’ve got older I’ve realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and it’s like. Ok now what

[freakvampiresex]

why do beautiful men expect me to be able to listen to a word they say......... gorgeous i havent heard a thing you said in 15minutes im too busy thinking about biting you

[daily-spooky]

Cute goth bunnies 🖤 Artworks by @dayrisfelix on Instagram

[bluebandana]

everyone should thank me because as bad as i am, i am holding myself back from being much worse

[mecharose]

I love characters that are completely harmless until they finally unleash their power and then they’re TERRIFYING

[mecharose]

or, even better: totally harmless but occasionally the other characters catch glimpses of what’s underneath and you just know

[livingintheshallows]

Or, even better: A character that used to have the reputation of being terrifyingly powerful but nowadays is seen as totally harmless and no one believes that they could have ever been that terrifyingly powerful until they show what they are truly capable of.

[iamaya03]

“babygirl babygirl babygirl” i chant into the mirror three times then art donaldson appears

[iamaya03]

“babygirl babygirl babygirl” i chant into the mirror three times then art donaldson appears

[rnismatch]

turns out santa's workshop is still running on 32 bit windows xp so its been realy easy to scam the fuck out of the elves with ransomwear

[mcromwell]

reblog if you would scam the elves with ransomware

[radicalgraff]

"Deny, Defend, Depose! Viva Luigi!! There ain't no 'us' in the private trust!"

Seen in Medford, Oregon

[galileosballs]

"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments

[oojamaflip-whatchamacallit]

#giving them a third space helps#they're still annoying in public as is their sacred duty#but they tend to congregate in specific areas of public where they can enjoy being annoying together

[ketabean]

Bram Stoker’s Dracula | 1992

[perfectlyripeclementine]

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

[purlturtle]

Not "belongs to me"; "belongs with me."

[out-of-context-aro-ace]

Ohhhhh, yes I like this definition so much more! Always felt weird when I saw "Be mine" things for Valentine's Day etc

[novelbear]

enemies to friends to lovers prompts

being forced to work together for a project/mission and absolutely dreading it

separating themselves as much as possible if allowed (ex: booking different rooms, camping out in different places, stalling when they do have personal time)

“you really aren’t making this any easier.” “as if you are?”

“you put this here on purpose!” “okay, for once, i wasn’t trying to put you in any danger.”

annoying any other surrounding friends/teammates with their consistent arguing

“you left me! don’t you realize i could have died?!” “that was the plan!”

 finding out they both have another “enemy” in common, so they work together to either bother/get back at them (and maybe they realize they had lots of fun) 

 “you didn’t have to help me…” “yeah, well, unfortunately, i did. now come on, we don’t have time for this.” 

 “did i just hear a ‘thank you’??” “do not get used to hearing that.” 

 one making a snarky insult that was just so good, the other had to laugh

 “what is that? poison?” “it’s literally just lunch that i figured i should kindly share, but if you’re not hungry then…” “no, wait, i am! thanks, i guess..” 

 both being unable to sleep one night, bored out of their minds, and somehow spending hours talking to each other 

 one is injured and is hesitant of the other taking care of them

 ^ they then are shocked by how gentle they’re being treated 

 going from spending no time, to most of their time together 

 “i know i was just there, but i think i forgot my keys.” “if you needed an excuse to see me again, you could have just asked..”

 old (insulting) nicknames still being thrown around, but now it’s kind of endearing 

 “we swear we saw you leave their place last night.” “that must’ve been someone else.” 

 “that cute little face you’re pulling didn’t scare me before and it definitely won’t now. put it away.” 

 hiding their relationship from other friends because they know the reaction they’ll get 

 “no way, you still have this?” 

 sometimes their differences still clash, yet they learn to work through them