Softly Breathing

I have 2 porn blogs. But sometimes, you just wanna show who you really are.

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[ruelukas22]

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

[explorerrowan]

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

[caterinas80]

“I do not feel capable summarizing this article”

Same

[trashking-thrashking-deactivate]

@aluminumapples hello…… chicken?

[aluminumapples]

HELLO CHICKEN?????!

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

[sushinfood]

It’s that time again.

[bunnie-blogging]

it was an honor being horny with you all

[sss-drake]

Id like to show you all something.

Yes indeed no nudity but you can find all the discriminatory and hate speech you want!

But wait, the icing on the cake…

…really? Do i need even say anything.

[taboolicious-deactivated2018121]

since this place is going down the shitter, why not reblog this?

[burgerkiss]

yep… positive…

[straight-comics]

This made me laugh more than I‘d like to admit

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[julietsemophase]

And it reached its epic conclusion

[ruptorune]

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

[waywardsignns-a]

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

[sandersstudies]

This is blatantly untrue

Companies do not experience one day of revenue loss and pull the plug, destroying years of work and firing dozens if not hundreds of employees.

Companies which experience loss in revenue and consumer interest make investments and changes in order to regain their users/customers. That’s why organized protests and boycotts WORK. Tumblr will NOT go down after one bad day or week, but they might be willing to listen to its userbase if we put up an organized protest. (If you don’t believe me, think about how long sites like MySpace and Google+ hang around with fractions of their previous user base, often for years.)

Yahoo paid over one billion dollars for Tumblr, and the website will not go offline because of a one-day event, so in conclusion,

DO log off on December 17th to show Tumblr that you disapprove of its recent content ban and clumsy execution of censorship.

Please reblog this version of the post to stop the spread of misinformation.

[sword-and-nightingale]

I didn’t know how this kind of stuff works so I apologize for spreading misinformation.

[softestvirgil]

@charmingsides You were right!

[introvertpalaceus]

For anyone who literally wants to take the moon home this winter. 

You can check it out: HERE

This is the full moon version. 

[fet-kitten]

want 1.

[kotomessecretblog]

I wanna give my love the moon and the stars

[futuristicallysparklysong]

I have a small one! It’s cool

[url--coming--soon]

Bae got me one of these and now I fully understand Gru’s excitement

[tannamazing]

I want one of these so bad 😫

[letterstobre]

Omg we should get one of these glowing moons as a night lamp

[sixpenceee]

The Ten Commandments of Logic

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

[woyaogaoxing]

When Anyone says it’s not possible to keep big cities clean I’m just show them this. Japan is one of the most densely populated countries don’t gimme that bs

[vodkassassin]

I love Japan 😭😭

[shadomisuko]

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Im going to start advertising this channel that Im co-owner of. We are small and just starting, but if you enjoy what I post, or roleplaying, or just wanna talk to people, join. And say this is where ya came from. Id appreciate it.

[altastrology]

tender asks

Fresh milk - What is your age? Teeth - What is your gender identity? Honey - Do you have a nickname? Breast - Do you get along with your mother? Angelhood - What is one of your favorite memories? Tranquil - Who do you laugh the most with? Adieu - Who do you dread saying goodbye to the most? Wax - Can you keep a secret? Tinderbox - What do you cherish most? Paper - What is your favorite novel? Box office - What is your favorite film? Stage - Do you have a talent? Tiger - What is your bravest moment? Treasure - What is your brightest characteristic? Morale - Is your castle made of glass or stone? Wolf - Do you have an inner monster? Seven - Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, or Pride? Trick - White lie or deceit? Illusion - Do you have a secret? Heart - Are you in love? Mary - Are you a virgin? Bedroom - How would you define your sexual orientation? Pink - Panties, bloomers, or lingerie? Rope - Do you have a fetish? Tobacco - Do you smoke?  Wine - Do you drink?  Whisky - Do you drink alone or socially? Poison - Do you have an addiction? Taboo - Do you have any tattoos? Metal - Do you have any piercings? Stitches - What kind of clothing do you wear? Eau de toilette - What is you favorite scent? Murmur - How do you deal with drama? Hiccup - What makes you nervous? Gazelle - Do you participate in the arts? Anomaly - What do you find unique about yourself? Cedar - What is your favorite season? Balm - Who was the last person you kissed?

[just-shower-thoughts]

All the creatures on earth sleep half of the time because simulation running us doesn’t have the power to run everything at once. And when you can’t sleep it’s because all dream servers are full and you have to wait for someone to disconnect first .

[fischyplier]

I was in Walmart when I was watching this part! I almost laughed like a crazy person in public!

[obviousplant]

Renamed paint colors.

[versacepirate]

this is it right here my fav post wow

[quirky-middle-child]

Since I work at the paint desk at a hardware store this guy just became my hero.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mars has water on it because we used to live there and fucked up the climate so badly that we had to send an escape pod to earth with only Adam and Eve in it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We don’t know, nor will we ever know what a T-rex sounded like, yet we instantly recognize a T-rex roar when we hear it.