lesbihonest

just a gay lil sagittarius tryna find her place in the world

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

these all have the same energy

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

another contender

[uncutgems]

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thewellofastarael]

Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my mom’s words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.

[psychotictea]

This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7

[seigephoenix]

My 8 year old looked at a man in the airport (when I had to fly her to her Dad’s for the summer) and the sass came out in 3 ways.

First: She would constantly ask why someone wasn’t wearing a mask, loudly. “It’s not like it’s hard.”

Second: Standing in line to get food she noticed ome guy behind us wasn’t adhering to the 6 feet guidelines. She turned to him. “Six feet please.” He was so surprised he stepped back automatically. But then glared at me as I shrugged. “Rules are rules dude. She did say please.”

Third: A woman sneezed on the other side of the terminal waiting area. She was joined by a couple other kids for this one. “If you cough or sneeze, use your elbow please.” Honestly half of us were trembling to keep in the laughter and the others were just shocked to hear kids speak up like that.

[captain-snark]

hearing a five year old yell across the yard that the neighbors were having a party and “its illegal!” is hysterical. 

[perchov]

[37q-archive]

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

[sandandglass]

[vetmedirl]

God bless nurses forever

[dynamite5ftjewishbitch]

[creaturey]

i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays

[gorejock]

the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this. 

[plasmalogical]

the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy

[wetorturedsomefolks]

this man’s boyfriends are waluigi and wario

[not--ur--babe]

COACH Shoulder Bag

Beautiful gray & cream cheetah print purse. Features interior zipper & two side pockets. Minor cosmetic damage shown in pictures. 13.5”Lx3.5”Wx9.5”H

I just added this listing on Poshmark: COACH Shoulder Bag.

[phreshouttarunway]

[spi-ltmilk]

[lilsoft]

[ice-block]

I have NEVER seen a tiktok with this much vine energy I swear

[vilepl00m]

[icegrillz-deactivated20191028]

[xspiderfanx]

trickster gods having a dance-off

[yt-memes]

That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video

[messages-from-paradox-space]

i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song

[roaringstream]

Shit slaps tho like that’s impressive

[paper-mario-wiki]

[not--ur--babe]

my minds convimced that’s andy samberg in the smiley face hoodie

[hashtagparksandrec]

[sunkissedandbronzed]

via vsco

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[tieflingfaggot]

Holy shit.