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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

moniquill

The problem is the insane bisexuals are not interested in commercializing. They write for free and publish their works on AO3.

qillermeme

redstonedust

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

-meganium

making soup is so good, i hate cooking but after chopping everything you just get to toss it all in and watch the cauldron bubble

owlet

thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

owlet

assiraphales

one of the biggest tragedies of early 2010s tumblr is that the devil (bbc sherlock) took root as the face of johnlock when the guy ritchie films were RIGHT there

assiraphales

like come ON

depsidase

adhdwerewolfgf

mr sandman

man me a sand

thesylverlining

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

memorycycle

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

laurenillustrated

Pride and Prejudice Art

A few recent scene redraws from the 2005 Pride and Prejudice film! One of my favorite movies ever.

Prints available in my shop!

I’ve been on a big Jane Austen kick this year and currently reading my way through all the books! So far I’ve read Emma, Pride and Prejudice, Persuasion, and I’m almost finished with Northanger Abbey!

#pride and prejudice

kosmogrl

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

woodrider

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

hurtspideyparker

YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

#mcu

so-much-for-subtlety

I spent some time reading the laundry subreddit and if you have anything that smells a bit off when it’s been sitting after being cleaned (some describe it smelling like crayons or waxy) it’s a mix of oils and sweat and detergent etc that’s built up over time.

the Reddit laundry wizards have a solution they call ‘spa day’ and includes a nice acronym LOAD (Lipase, Oxygen, Ammonia, Detergency) and majority of the process is a long warm soak with enzymes that break up the stuff that’s built up. I just started with ‘clean’ white pillowcases and tshirts and amazing how just after 15 mins the water is already disgusting brown color with all the oil and gunk being released :/

one person weighted a dry tshirt before and after the process and it lost 1/3 of its weight! Thats how much oil and gunk the fabric fibers were holding onto!!

anyway I feel like my laundry is revolutionized !!

so-much-for-subtlety

I’m starting another soak with some new enzymes that got delivered today and this is a bunch of “clean” tshirts after just 15 mins 🤢🤢🤢 it has a sort of red tinge which is crazy since there isn’t anything red in here 🫪

so-much-for-subtlety

that pic before I think there has got to be some dye that’s leaking, but here’s a beige duvet cover and some light towels in bottom container (again unused since last wash) and top container some baseball caps which collect a lot of sweat/oil from the brim. It’s crazy seeing what the enzymes are releasing! It’s disgusting soup !!

I also wore a tshirt I did from the soak a few days ago, and I’ve been sweating in it all day (it was hot riding bike today) and I also didn’t wear any deodorant and my pits smell just neutral … I think so much of bad body odor smell must be from sweat and oil that gets trapped in fabric and gets released when you sweat again

#laundry #i hate to bring this tag back in 2026 but #adulting