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@not-a-suspicious-wizard
Hello!
My name is Selent and I am a Wizard. I am completely trustworthy and have big plans :D
For everything.
And everyone.
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I also donāt like @the-random-wizard-from-space
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Despite everything I still havenāt done anything cough relatively cough bad, Iām free for people to hire me if they really want to.
very sorry that i havent been updating any of yall about what is going on
i have been so incredibly busy
a mysterious tablet artefact came in the other day and weve been spending several months trying to decipher it to no avail
certainly it does not match any human language
and its not elvish its not kobold its not goblin its not dwarven its not gnoll or orcish and i had to get an expert in to confirm its not merfolk
and its not any kind of automaton speak because tarquin does not know it either
definitely the biggest takeaway from this so far is that i need to buy a grip for my pencil
my fingers are crimson raw from friction
the King of Toys has inserted a giant wind-up key into lady libertyās back, and claims he will hold the city hostage until āthe war in Iran is over.ā which seems strangely topical
usually he wants, like, candy or something
I suppose candy could be sort of topical?
Though, my schemes generally have me requesting the destruction of the current legal or medical system, so I suppose Iām not the best individual to refer to.
I'm curious just how many people/characters are on wizardblr! So, if you are a wizard/wizard adjacent/just interact with the wizard rp community, please reblog this! I wanna see just how big we are :)
Elves aren't real dipshit. It was probably a weather balloon that gave you that footjob.
are you more doomed than a fifth grader
put on my leitmotif bro i feel a monologue coming on
16 the only socialist Brown Koba beating the sense into a union representative for putting profit over people.
Does anyone know how long you have to shake a cow until it starts producing milkshakes? Iāve been at it for the past fiscal quarter and my investors are going to pull out soon if I donāt manage to produce any milkshakes in the next week.
oh my god my name was familarwizard this whole time fuck
changed it. anyways bye for another year lol
Donāt worry, I didnāt notice either.
(Above is a picture of me judging you regardless)
Sorry, the Eiffel tower is melted.
Tried a new spell and i missed my target while getting distracted.
Welp.
Finally!! Any French die in the collateral? Chunk of landmass gone? Anything really detrimental?! Iāve been scheming for years on how to get rid of them, but I still havenāt come up with anything interesting enoughā¦
I don't know, haven't checked not my problem to be fair...
I might have CAUSED the issue but the Aftermath is not my Concern! The French might see that differently but they hold no power over me!
You can go check and deal with it though if you want to!
Eughā¦ Iād have to go to Paris, then. No thanks. Iāll get one of my contacts to do it.
Sorry, the Eiffel tower is melted.
Tried a new spell and i missed my target while getting distracted.
Welp.
Finally!! Any French die in the collateral? Chunk of landmass gone? Anything really detrimental?! Iāve been scheming for years on how to get rid of them, but I still havenāt come up with anything interesting enoughā¦
Todays izutsumi: spying
What is this? a crossover episode?
My advice to you, run
Solution:
Tell Zeus youāll agree to meet him but only if heās in the guise of a swan (a very sexy swan)
Tell Odin you will arrive in the form of a swan
Give them the same meeting location, pop some popcorn and hide in the bushes
Loki, is that you?
Bringing this back for the gif
@the-gnomish-bastard
Any ideas on how to kill something immortal? Like at all?
Please?
Unzip its DNA so it's an immortal puddle of discorporated slurry.
I did that as a prank one time, they didnāt appreciate it. Good idea, though.
currently packing to go on an INSANE quest that iāll probably DIE on but my wizard master is MAKING me do it. what does one even bring to a quest??? like seriously im asking what should i take
orange soda
ALRIGHT, WHO THE HELL DROPPED HOTDOGS ON MEā
*sniff*
SCRATCH THAT, RAT MEAT! WHAT THE HELL?!
Wasn't me, i got rid of the rats a LOOONG while ago!
Mhmā¦ Iām watchingā¦
I counted, it was a full ONE HUNDRED RATDOGS! Where do you even get that many?!
Oh that definitely wasn't me then, i haven't summoned any for a long while and i summoned normal rats at that! Like this! *50 Rats appear around you*
*The moment the ratdogs appear I begin screaming loudly and running away.*
Please! Not again!!
HEY! COME BACK! THOSE ARE JUST RATS! THEY AREN'T EVEN SUBWAY RATS!!!
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Okay, that isnāt as badā¦ they just smelt like ratdogs, so my fight or flight kicked in.
*I walk back over.*
Awwā¦ theyāre kind of cute in their ownā¦ rat way? What am I talking about?
Rats.
I thought that part was obvious!
Iā¦ yeahā¦ justā¦
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Damnit, I still have to deal with part of the rat-hotdog-pile-thing because I still canāt think of a good way to dispose of it.
Portal.
Drop them into a Portal somewhere else
That feels irresponsible, does it not? Actually? Why do I care? Iāll drop them on Alcesor.
*I throw up a few strange looking somatic gestures before clapping.*
There. Hope @the-random-wizard-from-space likes the gift.
See!
That wasn't so hard now was it?
It wasnāt! Now I better start running. Like unironically. He will definitely be coming at me with a vengeance now.
*I start running.*
