[thesunnahthebetter]

[whatrnames4]

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

[abalidoth]

OK SO

For anyone who hasn't heard my Microwave Rant:

Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you're getting bad results reheating your food, and you're doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.

People complain about reheated pizza a lot -- that's bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it's especially vulnerable -- and my crust always comes out nice and tender.

I think there's a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don't rush it at 100% power, you're likely to get better results.

[mouseonamoose]

Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.

[archenarrow]

Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.

[kittyoverlord]

Also low-heat ovens are great for reheating pizza, lasagna, etc. Oven heat stays for longer than microwave heat (I think bc the oven heats everything and microwaves superheat water, but I'm not an expert).

[heystephen]

i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

[heystephen]

thank god i screen shot it

[ID: a screenshot of a tiktok. text reads, “I thought I could wash my salt lamp in the dishwasher! You can’t apparently!” below the text a hand holds up the remains of a salt lamp: just the wooden stand that once supported the lamp itself. /end ID]

[haunteddollsgeorg]

[reasonablywittyatbest]

Ok you know what that's a good point i hadn't even considered???

[eggmeowth]

[annabelle--cane]

in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early

[tomorrowillbeyou]

is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

[lostverdania-moving]

[lostverdania-moving]

Why is it in the house md font

[lostverdania-moving]

[secretgarden]

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

[pending-trans-action-2]

[kingcriccket]

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

[rainyydoves]

[dimetrodone]

Looking

[dimetrodone]

She’s a bug

[lockandkeyhyena]

okay yall werent lying about the character tags on this website being fucking insane. someone tagged my ‘let female characters be bad with kids’ post as

and i’m not fucking with you right now

#trans stewie griffin

[pocketkris]

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

[pocketkris]

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

[machinesonmute-deactivated20210]

the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and

[vangogh-vanhoe]

[spikespiegelfanclub]

womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself

[justsomeguycore]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to isolate myself before others could exclude me