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Okay let’s just get through this part

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nuclearharvest]

Y’all.... this is not good.. #freebritney

[filialdisciple]

dumb atla fanfic idea: 13 y.o. zuko accidentally drinks alcohol before the agni kai and beats ozai—

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[tastykeratin]

Fire bending comes from the stomach. Alchohol when purified is flammable. If Toph can bend metal due to it just being a very purified earth,Zuko can use alchohol as a fire flower

[queerpotat]

Zuko, completely sloshed and ready to kill his dad:

[hematite2]

Zuko: uncle, stop this! I can't fight my father, it's pointless!

Iroh, pouring Earth Kingdom moonshine straight down his throat: trust me on this, prince zuko

[thatssroughbuddy]

U know when avatar does that thing where it flashes back to a childhood memory of a character and then focuses on their face and fades back in on them at the same angle but older and changed....... gets me every time

[wildshadowtamer]

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

[thatssroughbuddy]

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!

[gaysofzaun]

[kriits]

[thatssroughbuddy]

Thank you all for successfully breaking my heart!!!! Well done everyone if anyone needs me I’ll be off Coping with this collection of images

[spelldealer]

just finished this still life drawing for my class, my hand hurts and i never wanna draw in a hyperealistic style ever again but i’m pretty proud of it

[dicksmasher]

[charlieism]

BRO WTF I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A PHOTO NO

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[not-dead-just-hungry]

I work in a pharmacy and this is literally what it is.

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[cozi]

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

[trippingthelight]

When I was 10 I was in a AOL chatroom for kids and we were all making this Homer Simpson face (8^(|) but this one girl Crystal forgot to put the nose in the face so I said “You forgot the nose crystal” and I immediately got booted offline and no one in my family could log on. My Mom talked to someone from AOL and they said I was trying to sell drugs to minors because I said “nose crystal”

[eruhamster]

When I was like 10 I roleplayed with people on Neopets, completely innocent stuff like ‘high school AU’ or ‘wolf AU’ and the like. I made a thread called ‘See the Sea Hotel’ and it went on for a few replies until I randomly got my account frozen and after explaining to my mom for a good 30 minutes that ‘frozen’ didn’t mean the computer wouldn’t respond, she got on to try and send an email to Neopets’ staff and they said that ‘hotel’ was a restricted word because it included ‘ho’ in it

[tangobunny]

I had a similar experience around that age with an online music game called Audition.

I said something like “Can I get the speed to 2x speed?” and it automatically changed my message to “Can I get the **** to **** ****?”, and a moderator saw that modified message and suspended my account for offensive language.

It turned out that I couldn’t say ‘speed’ because it had ‘pee’ in it, and I when I contacted support to say it was a mistake on their part and asked if I could be unsuspended, they said that I was also writing numbers, and writing numbers was strictly forbidden just in case they were a phone number.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I remember playing Phantasy Star Online back in like 2001 - it was one of the first console MMOs, if I remember correctly - and you didn’t get banned for saying “bad words”, but they did get censored. their list of inappropriate words was….extensive, and one in particular created a real problem for people trying to make plans to play together. because of course the most common day of the week to do that would be Saturday, right? but. that has the word “turd” in it. so. every time. you tried to say “do you want to play Saturday”. it would say. “do you want to play $%&@%#+%”. and the other person is just. sitting there. wondering. what the fuck did you just ask them to play

[tatterdemalionamberite]

This is called the Scunthorpe Problem and it always cracks me up.

[cybermax]

This shit used to be annoying as hell.

[nevver]

Long Beach, Richard Grant (@richardgrant88)

[cherubg1rl]

[crtastrophic]

they’re friends :)

[kinda-stitious]

same energy

[crtastrophic]

[ceylans]

I hate to be “that guy" who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you

[glumshoe]

Years ago I saw a Lord of the Rings display at Barnes and Noble that included a Hallmark-style greeting card with Frodo on the front and inside text that read: “We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved. But not for me.”

And I have been thinking about that card ever since, desperately wishing I had bought it, and wondering what the fuck kind of occasion would warrant a card featuring that sentiment.

[queerfarmgremlin]

weirdly enough, i have actually been the recipient of that exact card. it was a birthday card from someone who knew i loved lotr but didn’t really know much about the actual movie, but i feel like she should’ve been clued into the ‘wtf’ vibe from the incredibly agonized face frodo is making on the front of the card. 

[glumshoe]

If you still have that card… I would do anything to see a photo of it. You can cover up the personalized message, but I really, really, really want to see proof that this card existed and was not the product of my overactive imagination.

[queerfarmgremlin]

@glumshoe I FOUND IT!!

I’d forgotten just how close to death Frodo looks on the front, not to mention Sam’s agonized face and the very odd stylistic choice of including the Ring instruction and the Eye of Sauron in the background. who the hell is the target audience for this?

[glumshoe]

Fuck!!!! It’s so much better than I remembered!

[sylvester-malone]

[iamgandalfandgandalfmeansme]

@captain-starburger

[anexperimentallife]

What’s so confusing about the intended occasion? I mean, it’s obviously for when you set out to save the shire with your friend Sam, and you HAVE saved it, but not for you.

[athelind]

… honestly, I can see a lot of those occasions coming up …

[linguisticparadox]

I think the most amazing thing is that the picture on the front absolutely does not match the quote on the inside in any way, shape, or form. This is the work of someone painfully hungover and desperate to just get their shit done and go back to bed.

[nec-sanguinis-atramento]

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of genotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[guerrillatech]