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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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#extradirty
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@not-infrontoftheklingons
Can you imagine all the weird shit from Star Trek actually happening in our real future where space travel is commonplace
“Captain, the transporter malfunctioned and now we have a good version and an evil version of our chief geologist.”
“What? That makes no sense, there is no scientific basis for…”
“I understand that, ma'am, but this is the situation we have on our hands.”
i’m just sitting here dying of laughter thinking about McGonagall looking over Harry in first year like yeah the kid gets into some dangerous shenanigans but it always seems to be for a greater purpose and his heart’s in the right place and he’s so sweet and quiet usually, clearly he takes after his mother Lily thank goodness this is good this boy is good
and then dead ass one year later kid shows up to school crashing into a tree with his bestie in a flying car instead of just owling the damn school that they’d missed the train and she’s just like DING DONG I WAS WRONG
Living the life of crime
Imagine A Series of Unfortunate Events but with the Bobs Burgers kids.
harry potter was so messed up guys
not the book series
the character
he was so messed up like he lived in a closet and was hungry and treated like crap and no one helped him escape that life for a decade and then he finally gets to know his heritage and his family and oops kiddo you’re kind of famous?? wizard jesus??? so deal with that without any kind of adult guidance whatsoever you’re eleven and grew up in a house without any kind of emotional support you’re mature enough to handle that and THEN he finds out that he’s actually got people in this world that want him and want to love him and he finds out that… this world… hates them??? like one’s a werewolf and the other is a “criminal” and this world that celebrates his life hates the people that want to genuinely love him and care for him??? and the family that also loves and protects him are treated like crap because they are poor?????? and aren’t racist???
then he grows up a bit more and then suddenly he’s got this fuckin’ genocidal war lord out for his head specifically and he’s killing people and shit and NO ONE BELIEVES HIM they literally look at him like YEAH RIGHT YOU ARE JUST THE LITTLE BABY THAT SURVIVED A BAD NIGHT YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING and Harry’s like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
YOU KNOW WHAT NO FUCK YOU
and then he starts a club to teach kids… how to protect themselves? Because he’s been let down by adults all his damn life so fuck them fuck them all he doesn’t need them they won’t listen to him so he’ll do what he can to protect these kids because the adults won’t do it it’s all on him he’s gotta do it he’s gotta
and then people that love him and want to protect him just for the sake of protecting a friend start dying one by one
and then he fuckin learns that all his fuckin life he’s been raised to be killed and he just
walks into the forest calmly
and accepts it
WHAT THE FUCK
how to vulcan 101
this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.
“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there
This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”
Bagpipe Superman Drowns Out Ukulele Batman by Playing the Superman Theme Song While Riding Past Him on a Unicycle
I can only hope this is an actual scene from the upcoming Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice movie…
“all that matters is that u tried ur best”
me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted*
me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did
do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.
The Golden Trio!
whoaoaooooaoaoaoaoaoa
Spock: *shows emotion*
Bones:
I refuse to watch the super bowl because last time I got excited about a sporting event Voldemort arrived and Cedric died
I shouldn’t tell you guys this, but I met your doppelgangers.
me before shaving: Ugh
me after shaving: I am smooth and perfect. I am sleek. I am the dolphin, I am the rider of ice. nobody can touch me, I cannot be touched. I am so fast. nobody could ever touch me
me: goodnight moon :)
moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together
