NOT THAT IMPORTANT

harry styles told me i was lying and i have been dead ever since

[gaypeopletwitter]

[sunfortune]

“Falcon-Winter Soldier Show in the Works” MOODBOARD!!!!

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[isohels]

Do you know what I hate??

When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing it to annoy you”

Like??? I know?? I know he’s being mean to upset me. I know he’s saying horrible stuff to annoy me. And guess what?? I’m annoyed!!!!

I was literally told not to be upset, because his intentions were to upset me????

How is that not upsetting? Especially to a young girl??

[randomstabbing]

THE GASLIGHTING STARTS EARLY.

[ofwelshkings]

are you an oversized sweater bisexual or an oversized flannel shirt bisexual

[zyco-zyco]

stop trying to make bisexuals choose things

[endangered-justice-seeker]

Thank you!

[roseverdict]

They found it buried, and as soon as they realized it existed, they went straight to “nope get that garbage out of here right now”

take notes america

[therubbleoroursins]

I’m fascinated by the fact that Phineas and Ferb is a show that actually exists Like I can understand how someone could have come up with the idea of an animated show about stepbrothers trying to find cool ways to spend their summer vacation And from there I can see how the characters of Candace, Isabella, Beauford, Baljeet, Jeremy, and Stacy came about But at what godforsaken point in the thought process did someone go, “Hey, what if there’s an ongoing subplot about their pet who’s a secret agent trying to stop a German guy from channeling his anger towards his abusive parents into conquering the tri-state area?” Just How

[finewalls-deactivated20191108]

To All The Boys in One Direction

please get back together

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[bumblebeebats]

me: hi, how are you today?

some SuitPerson: haha well you know - thank God it’s FRIDAY amiright!!!!!!

me, who works the next three days and has entirely lost the concept of weekends as a time for rest and relaxation:

[apocalypse-angel]

My favorite thing is when people say “Thank goodness it’s the weekend!” or “At least it’s Saturday!” while I am ringing them up for their purchases on a Saturday. 

[karazrel]

no mcu man exudes greater BDE than steven grant rogers

[negritaaa]

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

[angrybisexuals]

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

my summer look is tits out and tears in my eyes

[norabelrose]

I’m going to say something super controversial here: billionaires shouldn’t exist

[ziggyplayedd]

i used to think billionaires were like. slightly richer millionaires but for reference: a million seconds is 12 days, a billion seconds is THIRTY TWO YEARS.

no one can convince me that it’s possible to possess a billion dollars, much less dozens of billions of dollars, and not be a disgusting terrible shitty unethical heartless human being

[taragrimface]

south park set american culture back by like ten years by teaching a generation of white boys that offending oppressive white christians and offending oppressed minorities is the same exact thing & being asked to examine your behavior is the most outrageous imposition possible

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[circamortem]

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”