Alber

flim/flam/he . factive . #1 identity thief

[notalbertsstuff]

Gyulp . . . !

[ID And PT: "Gyulp...!" and a thin divider by @cafekitsune where the colours pink and blue gline across. End]

` ` Albert , flim/flam ↴ factive

hetero he/him ⤷ reliver , ,

Adult . Barely . Do not flirt or use pet names . Taken

"To my family: I'm sorry, but it was either you or the screen. #RIP"

[ID: A blue userbox made by @sysboxes with YouTuber Flamingo's logo, reading in darker blue "This alter is a factive of Albert/Flamingo". ]

[ID: Same banner as before. End]

Lalalalala Lololololo

I'm Albert. Or Alber. You could genuinely call me either and sometimes I call myself Alber so much I forget my actual name is Albert

I'm heteroflexible but Ill often call myself straight. I'm being silly. Respond in whatever manner you find the funniest

I'm a factive, which means that I AM STEALING Albert's REAL LIFE identity. I go to HIS house and file my taxes under HIS name and the point if this blog is to TRICK people into thinking I'm REALLY him. Obviously.

[This is sarcasm]

I don't use tonetags. Feel free to ask for some clarification

Sourcemates/friends:

I probably won't remember you lol. The only person I really remember is Denis. I remember Kaden and Temprist but on a less personal level

I'm not very source connected I just act very much like source

I'm looking to make friends in the system and plural and specifically in the factive communities so if you want to be my friend hmu let's be friends

[factkin-tntduo]

Factfolk who are open about their identities are braver than any US marine

[notalbertsstuff]

Guys did you hear that I'm brave

[notalbertsstuff]

Lowkey forgot I had a Tumblr

[notalbertsstuff]

Hot take apparently but I don't think you should be allowed to steal someone's exact words so that you can make them be for a community that the op was against and I don't care how exclusionary op is. Saw a post that was talking about wanting to see more factives in plural conversation. Awesome. Was going to reblog. Looked at the tags? Basically "these words were stolen from the person who originally said them, so that I could post them as pro insert community op was against" that doesn't make you a good person. You're telling me people run entire blogs dedicated to this? I don't care if the original post said "trans mascs DNI, poc DNI, people with brown eyes DNI" are those words you want to be copying anyways?? Do you want, of all people, the words of someone like THAT to be what your blog is known for? They aren't your words, I don't really think it's in your right to decide who the words are safe for. If you saw the post and it inspired you to make your own statement about factives, make that statement, but don't steal the already existing statement just because you and op disagree

[wikicamp2]

[systims]

FlamDaily/DenBert Stimboard

requested by @notalbertsstuff

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[notalbertsstuff]

YIPPIE !! THANK YOU

[notalbertsstuff]

Tubbert no longer cannon btw (denbert was always better)

[sillynessmogai]

hemistraight / hemihetero

someone who is hemistraight / hemihetero identifies themself as straight / heterosexual despite being attracted to multiple or all genders — their attraction to the opposite gender outweighs their attraction to the same / other genders, and/or they simply don’t wanna date the same / other genders, so they don’t consider the attraction as part of their sexuality.

both flags are for hemistraight / hemihetero, the second one is based off this straight flag: link

hemigaybian / hemilesgay

someone who is hemigaybian / hemilesgay identifies themself as gaybian / lesgay despite the fact that their sexuality would better fit a different label, not being multigender, genderfluid, or abrosexual, or generally prefer the term gaybian / lesgay over other labels.

no IDs, help appreciated

taglist (ask to be added or removed): @fangpunk @somniabyte @khaenriahplurals @radiomogai

[stimday]

do you love the color of the sky?

which one?

~ ~ Do you love the color of the sky? Stimboard ~ ~

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🩵/☁️/🩵

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☀️/🌕/☀️

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hey guys. hey hi hi hi hey hi im back.! doing requests soon maybe tomorrow

[hazelnut-hearts]

If you could do Albert Aretz (Flamingo) and Toby Smith (Tubbo) that would be super super awesome, and thank you so much

Here is your stimboard! Apologies it took so long :]

It gave cat vibes hence the cat! I do hope this look alright I wasn't sure what to do since I'm not familiar with either :,)

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[notalbertsstuff]

I just realized my blog is unfinished I did my intro post and thought I was done

[sysboxes]

[Text: This alter is a factive of Albert / Flamingo.]

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