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admiring you from a distance

In which Derek Nurse loses his carefully constructed chill around one not-so-oblivious William Poindexter, Larissa Duan is a better friend than any angsty poet probably deserves, and Shakespeare is a somewhat recurring character. They're all just dumb college kids. Life happens.

( read on ao3 )

#nurseydex #nurseydex fic #omgcp #omgcp fic #dexnursey #rin writes

sugaranspikes

okay but like, have you seen Andrew Smyth from season 3 of Great British Bake Off?

is this not dex???

#SHUT UP THIS REMINDS ME OF MY OMGCP GBBO AU THAT I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED WRITING

troey-jibiani

Ok but what if for Halloween Dex wears a bad blond wig and glasses and Nursey wears a white snapback and salmon shorts

violacakes

OK but the best thing about that is that Ransom and Holster CANNOT figure out who they are in costume as, and it just gets funnier as the night goes on because they keep guessing wrong.

lesbian-philosopher-deactivated

Okay but then as they get more drunk they start hyperbolically acting out scenes from Ransom and Holsters life and they keep getting more and more touchy feely and ridiculous as the night goes on.

Dex: Bro…Share a beer with me bro…

Nursey: Bro…I’m going to fucking cherish that beer with you bro..

Dex: I just..I need you to know that this is such a special fucking moment for me man…

Nursey: Bro…

Holster: Bro…Are they like….a Meme…or something?

Ransom: I don’t know man…Hey share a beer with me bro?

Holster: Wait.

thegnosticgospelofjulio

UM BUT WAIT Lardo and Shitty go as Jack & Bitty. And this is Lardo and Shits we’re talking about so, it’s subversion galore. What does that mean? That mean Lardo is Jack and Shitty is Bits. -Lardo goes all out with the contouring. I’m talking chiseled cheekbones, jawline. Blue contacts. Styles her hair like Jack, gets some Adidas track pants and a black t shirt. -Shitty doesn’t shave his mustache, but he trims it so its not so bushy. He puts on a blonde wig and gets Lardo to style it. He gets a cute little button up, but that’s not the clincher. He puts on the TEENIEST little shorts, which just barely cover his ass and nads. - Lardo wears a muscle suit and pads her butt with foam. She stands around frowning at everyone with her arms crossed. Jack sees her and says “I don’t do that.” AS HE’S STANDING THERE WITH HIS ARMS CROSSED, FROWNING. -Shitty takes on a horrible southern accent and makes up incredibly bizarre exclamations (“mercy May heaven biscuits!”). He keeps draping himself suggestively over furniture, and Bitty keeps laughing so hard he cries. -Lardo starts eating protein powder out of the tub with a spoon. Shitty starts peeling apples. -its all fun and games until Shitty squats and his balls fall out of his shorts in front of everyone. @troey-jibiani I hope this is okay lol

troey-jibiani

This??? Is wonderful, and apparently going around once again.

I see your addition and I raise you: the whole smh & crew being each other for Halloween:

•Dex and Nursey are R&H •Lardo and Shitty are Jack and Bitty •Bitty and Jack? Chowder and Farmer. They’re one power couple dressed as another. •Ransom and Holster are also Ransom and Holster BUT Ransom is Holster and vice versa •Ollie and Wicks both come dressed as Johnson without telling each other •Chowder and Farmer are Dex and Nursey (Chowder is Nursey, Farmer is Dex) •Tango and Whiskey dress up as LAX bros (Tango was peer pressured into doing this) and call each other Chad T. and Chad W. the whole night •Ford is the only one who didn’t get the memo and honestly? She feels so Attacked right now in her Katherine Pulitzer costume,,,guys she spent a lot of time on this and you’re all doing a theme together???? Without her???

Next year, they all come as Jack (SO many pairs of neon yellow running shoes in one room. So many. You can spot any former or current hockey player/manager from a mile away because their shoes are GLOWING)

#smh team #omgcp #KJSDNFKS

showsonface

Hello! Can I get an adorable Bitty super proud and tired as he pulls a pie out of the oven and the whole team is waiting excitedly? Thanks love your art

thank you!! this is more than what you asked for. but:

#this is so cute i love this family #omgcp #smh team

itsacpsideblog

Please imagine, Bitty playing against Tater (casual falcs scrimmage? NHL Bitty AU?). Bitty, partly showing off for Jack, goes in for a check on Tater. It goes approximately like the time Johnny Gaudreau (5′8 150lbs) famously checked Dustin Byfuglien (6'5 260lbs)

…boop (x)

sergeantsexface

And while Tater is wondering what this little kitten booped him for, Bitty’s halfway across the rink with the puck. :D

Let Boys Be Soft

#BIG MOOD #zimbits #omgcp

measurelessgarden

“A couple guys on the Falcs. That might not be bad.”

“He told the Falcs days ago.”

So.. Bob advices they tell a few trusted people. Instead Jack just comes out to the whole team.

violacakes

Jack 110% Zimmermann.

The thing is… was Bob’s cautious response actually calibrated with this in mind? Like, is he used to Jack taking his advice and throwing it in a crazy blender and adding hot sauce, and does he deliberately downplay anything he says accordingly?

Bob: muses about the importance of saying a proper goodbye

Jack: rom-com run across campus to kiss boy

Bob: so Jack, we’d be happy to say hi to Eric via Skype…

Jack: books tickets for family skiing holiday including Bitty

Bob: you know, Eric and your mother get along so well, that’s nice…

Jack: are three engagement rings going to be enough? Also I bought him a bakery.

#this is incredible #jack #omgcp

thehausghosts

you already love jack picking up bitty. now get ready for…….

bitty giving jack a piggy back ride

thehausghosts

PLOT TWIST it was all just a warm up for bitty lifting tater. the final showdown.

#i'm fucking screaming

samwellbros

i know im the bitch™ that has to make this shit political, but… ngozi created a russian character and made him the supportive friend to an lgbtq couple and thats everything to me, ngozi did THAT

#do u hear me screaming with love for N #tater #omgcp