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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

countess-of-edessa

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

woolandflax

Behold

A chicken

😳

The only possible response

simplystormie

Everyone just GETS it

geek11562

I made a meme JUST for this post bc it was so wholesome

ryebreadgf

will-of-this-heart

tiktoksthataregood-ish

the-rabbit-that-hunts-tigers

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

For your viewing pleasure

youthbookreview

[Video Description: A series of short clips play as dramatic choir music (“Ameno” by ERA) plays over them. Clip 1: A hand tries to pull a plug out of a wall outlet, but the entire outlet comes out of the wall, revealing itself to be a large plug that was itself plugged into the wall. Clip 2: A battery is placed into a completed circuit with a small lightbulb in the middle, but instead of the lightbulb lighting up, the battery lights up. Clip 3: A pile of pills sit on a table, some in their packaging, some out free. Each pill has a single indented line down the middle. A flat head screwdriver is slotted into a loose pill on the table and begins to turn, revealing that the pill was actually the top of a screw screwed into the table. Clip 4: A hand peels a banana section by section until it is revealed that inside is just another entire banana, with its own peel still intact. Clip 5: A person begins to wipe away writing on a freestanding whiteboard that stands in front of a wall, but where the eraser wipes the whiteboard, what’s revealed is instead the color of the wall behind it. Clip 6: A soccer ball bounces against a white background, but after the first bounce, it is revealed that the soccer ball was actually a 2-dimensional image. Clip 7: A watermelon sits next to an orange against a white background. Suddenly, both fruits split in two, revealing that their insides have been switched. Clip 8: A child plants a seed and then waters it. The screen goes black with text that reads, “a week later,” followed by an image of the child crouched in front of the dirt, where a comically sized large seed has grown out of the dirt.]

calellon

ladies! is there honestly anything sexier than

bread

wildflowers-wild-hearts

Bread with cheese.

calellon

tiktoks-we-like

grafai-ai

Man sees crab for the first time.

marshthemehllow

does he…

Live in the

Sea?!

asingularcanadian

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

chintakaya-deactivated20190713

At Mount fuji

isay

Forget the rest of the fireworks around the world, these are the best. HNY.

valeria2067

The finale HOLY SHIT!!!

thildasbeinhaus-deactivated2020

This is actually the first time I was impressed by a firework

watchlightfiend

For anyone interested, the music is by a composer named Thomas Bergersen, and the piece playing is called Homecoming from his Illusions album. I listen to his music whenever I need to be inspired to write.

blackwoolncrown

The uninhibited dopamine of it all

worldcircus

primitivetreasure-deactivated20

Oscar-worthy.

thebibliosphere

It’s 11:43pm and some poor sod is out snow blowing his driveway. Like sir, sir, it’s 23′f outside and pitch black. Please don’t die.

daydream-daze

S-snow blowing??!

It can’t be what I’m picturing, which is him out in the dark with a leaf blower, hoping to be rid of the snow..

thebibliosphere

Not quite a leaf blower no, but it churns it up and yeets it to the side, which I guess you could call what it’s doing blowing? idk why they call it that.