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Okay, thought just hit me: Dick Grayson getting sick and tired of his own love life and Very Impulsively signing up to be on the reality TV show "Married at First Sight." Okay, that's fine, but you know what isn't? Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne has to deal with this, and he is not fine
Bruce Wayne has to deal with his oldest son - his first child, his first baby - willingly signing up for a reality TV show that matches him with a total stranger so they can get legally married. Imagine the security issues?? The logistics of Dick Grayson, vigilante Nightwing, trying to hide his secret identity whilst living with a total stranger and being followed around by a camera crew??? And, god forbid he gets coincidentally matched up with a criminal or a supervillain or something???
And allow me to reiterate that they know absolutely nothing about this person until the day of the wedding. Dick didn't even tell them - couldn't tell them, due to the way the show works - until 2 weeks before then. This is Batman's worst nightmare. Bruce is having an aneurysm, a fucking stroke
But you know what makes it worse? Bruce has a very well-established public persona as "Brucie" - Brucie, who would be over the moon at any of his children getting married, regardless of the circumstances, and who it would be rather suspicious if Bruce suddenly dropped in favor of opening interrogating his new child-in-law. So Bruce is having an aneurysm, is absolutely livid with stress and paranoia, yet Brucie has to grin and laugh and pretend like he's totally fine
Imagine Brucie trashes the wedding. Like, shows up already ""drunk"" and sobbing about how he's just So Happy his oldest son is getting married, and then crashes into the wedding arch, fully knocking it over. Maybe ""accidentally"" sets the venue on fire. It's the only way he can protest
Okay, so you know how the Wayne's are celebrities? Well, after Jason comes back, after they do all the paperwork and PR work to get him legally, officially, publicly back from the dead, imagine if he decompresses by going on a really goofy reality show. Specifically: Jason Todd-Wayne on The Masked Singer
(Short version: Google it. Long version: American TV show, half-singing competition and half-guessing game where anonymous celebrities dress up in goofy costumes and compete for the Golden Mask Trophy)
I like to think Jason's costume would be something really obvious, like "Alley Cat," an edgy, leather-wearing cat guy with a heart of gold. A good chunk of each episode is dedicated to "clue packages" delivered by the singers, which many of them use to just monolog about their lives. Jason Todd as an angsty, edgy cat guy trauma-dumping on national television 💀💀💀
There are so many concerning things he could make vague references to: growing up on the streets, being taken in like Annie by Daddy Warbucks, finally having everything he could possibly want, and then having it all get abruptly taken away - and if they ask him, after the reveal, "hey what's up the legally dead thing???" he can just say he's not allowed to discuss it in detail, because that has happened before! We've had celebrity singers who were caught up in some shit at the time of filming, and while they weren't allowed to directly talk about it for legal reasons, they could sure make Vague References!!
What I would want is for this Jason to be a genuinely good singer, and to make it all the way to the finale. I don't think he'd win, but he could get, like, third place. Firstly, I think it fits his character for him to be a surprisingly good singer. Secondly, and most importantly, they sometimes bring close friends and family members in at the end of the season to act as living clues. They're not allowed to bring in Damian or Duke because they're minors. Cass is in Hong Kong and is not responding to any PR messages. Tim picked up the phone, laughed the producers' ears off, and said no. This left the producers with a choice between Brucie Wayne and Officer Grayson. Understandably, they went with Officer Grayson
It's the finale. They're calling in Alley Cat's final clue, presented by his "Celebrity Best Friend." The men in black enter from stage left; the panel of celebrity detectives begin to stand, craning their necks around in search of a familiar face. From stage left, a figure blurs as it somersaults in - between the men in black! - and perfectly sticks the landing! The crowd goes wild as Dickie takes a bow! This is no longer The Masked Singer - it is now the Dick Grayson Show!
Beside his brother, Alley Cat gives off the biggest, deepest groan, the kind that makes it abundantly clear he wants to say "Goddamnit, Dickhead!" but unfortunately for him, this is family-friendly entertainment
Bonus: earlier in the season, one of the celebrity detectives throws out the guess "A Wayne. Any of the Wayne's. I don't know which one 🤷"
EDIT bc it only occurred to me after I hit post: the panelists figure out Alley Cat's from Gotham, and one of them jokingly suggests Batman. "Please, as if Batman would show up for this -" "Yeah, because he'd have to wear the cowl under the mask! I mean, what??" Cracking up, "He takes off the cat head and there's just a domino underneath it."
Batfam PowerPoint party where Tim's presentation is "Ranking Myself and My Siblings on Who Would Be Best Suited to Become the Next Batman" - very controversial, yet very brave
He ranks himself dead last due to the significant likelihood that he would become Gun Batman ("This is my official PSA: none of you are allowed to die before me. I will not be the last Bat standing. If you so much as try to leave me on my own, I will ensure my death to the tune of spectacular collateral damage. This is my dedication to the prevention of Gun Batman's existence.")
He lists Jason next, stating that while he doesn't have any definitive proof, he's got a Hunch that Jason could Also become Gun Batman if given the chance 🤔 No clue why, he's just got a Strong Feeling (Behind him, the slides flip through relevant clips and images)
Second-best option is Dick, who has proven himself capable because he's actually been Batman before! He wasn't perfect, but neither is Bruce. He didn't turn evil or let Gotham get obliterated, so Tim calls that a win
The top choice, however, is a bit of a dark horse who Tim's honestly surprised hasn't been considered for the role: Cass! Simply put, Cass has shown to be uniquely competent at all of the skills necessary to be a good Batman (outlined at the start of the presentation). She'd also be well suited to fulfill the usual Bat-duties, including B's role in the Justice League. Sure, she might lose patience with all the protocols and bureaucracy, but with support from a competent Robin (or whoever else is left in the hypothetical scenario where Bruce is gone and Dick is unable to take up the mantle), Tim has full confidence she could figure it out. Hell, maybe it'd be good for Cass-as-Batman to cut down on the amount of Justice League paperwork, pointless meetings and other redundancies. No way would she let the League spend four+ hours discussing something that should only take thirty min, tops
Meanwhile, Damian's presentation starts with "Ranking Stray Dogs/Cats I've Seen on Patrol by Apparent Combat Prowess" and somehow devolves into "Why Father Should Let Me Adopt Every Stray In Gotham"
Cass' powerpoint has no accompanying words. It is a silent slideshow entirely consisting of the most deranged, unhinged and utterly cringe worthy photographs she could acquire of everyone in her family being trash goblins - with dates marked! No one knows how she got these photographs, but she's putting Batstalker!Tim to shame!
Batfam PowerPoint party where Tim's presentation is "Ranking Myself and My Siblings on Who Would Be Best Suited to Become the Next Batman" - very controversial, yet very brave
He ranks himself dead last due to the significant likelihood that he would become Gun Batman ("This is my official PSA: none of you are allowed to die before me. I will not be the last Bat standing. If you so much as try to leave me on my own, I will ensure my death to the tune of spectacular collateral damage. This is my dedication to the prevention of Gun Batman's existence.")
He lists Jason next, stating that while he doesn't have any definitive proof, he's got a Hunch that Jason could Also become Gun Batman if given the chance 🤔 No clue why, he's just got a Strong Feeling (Behind him, the slides flip through relevant clips and images)
Second-best option is Dick, who has proven himself capable because he's actually been Batman before! He wasn't perfect, but neither is Bruce. He didn't turn evil or let Gotham get obliterated, so Tim calls that a win
The top choice, however, is a bit of a dark horse who Tim's honestly surprised hasn't been considered for the role: Cass! Simply put, Cass has shown to be uniquely competent at all of the skills necessary to be a good Batman (outlined at the start of the presentation). She'd also be well suited to fulfill the usual Bat-duties, including B's role in the Justice League. Sure, she might lose patience with all the protocols and bureaucracy, but with support from a competent Robin (or whoever else is left in the hypothetical scenario where Bruce is gone and Dick is unable to take up the mantle), Tim has full confidence she could figure it out. Hell, maybe it'd be good for Cass-as-Batman to cut down on the amount of Justice League paperwork, pointless meetings and other redundancies. No way would she let the League spend four+ hours discussing something that should only take thirty min, tops
Okay, I know DC reboots Batman like hotcakes from hell, but when you put it all together, I feel like we shouldn't gloss over just how terrifyingly powerful the Wayne family has become over the past few generations. I'm not talking about the assassins and vigilantes, btw; I mean from a *business sense*
The Waynes: business tycoons, owners and founders of Wayne Enterprises, one of the First Families of Gotham, practically Gotham royalty. That's on Thomas' side of the family. Martha Wayne, Bruce's mom, was originally Martha Kane, a daughter of yet another First Family. Sure, Martha had brothers, so Bruce is in no position to inherit anything significant from her side, and sure, depending on the source material, Bruce may or may not be in close contact with whomever is currently in charge of Kane Chemicals, but does some random suit know that? Far as some of these gents could tell, maybe Bruce Wayne could ruin their entire lives and careers with one phone call - and, yes! Sometimes we do recognize that, but it seems to be in a more general Rich Person sense, as opposed to the detailed sense of Wayne Heir With Kane Connections
And then, of course, there are Bruce's children - he's got, like, a gazillion kids. From an outsider POV, that means he's got a miniature army of possible (eventual) investors, doctors, lawyers, politicians, whatever Rich Person jobs would be highly beneficial to WE and its various pursuits. He's even got a blood son by this point - not that I think Bruce would distinguish too severely between Damian and the rest - but for the snobs who do make that distinction, the Wayne line is a lot more secure
Speaking of his kids, the obvious one to point out is Tim Drake, sole heir to the Drake fortune and DI, which is still significant, even if the Drakes are new-money. Throw in CEO-ship, majority shareholder-ship, what-have-you, of WE and you've got a young professional powerhouse. Again, any of Bruce's kids could become powerhouses of the corporate world, and I think Tim Drake making a name for himself by his early twenties would definitely make people sweat. Jason may be (secretly a crime lord) publicly unemployed right now, but what say he goes "legitimate"? Starts up a shell company/charity to give his less than legitimate business ventures a little more breathing room? He basically runs Crime Alley already. Duke's been getting involved in various projects around Gotham, and he's a teenager; just imagine what he'll do in time. Steph and Cass, while not directly involved in anything big, are sharp as a knife, perfectly capable and are always an unexpected threat. Barbara Gordon may not be officially family, but she hangs around them often enough and is literally the Hero Commissioner's daughter. Even outside his status as the blood son, Damian is also terrifying and is a lot more blunt than his father when he doesn't like someone. And then, and then, there's the wild card: Dick Grayson
Dick Grayson, like his siblings, is whip-smart but unlike his siblings, he is extremely charismatic. He's also a cop, so even for an outsider who knows nothing about Dick's years of vigilante detective training, it's no surprise that he has a finely-honed talent for wheedling information out of people without them realizing it. He says he has no interest in the family business, but considering he's the oldest official son, I doubt very many of the upper crust believe him. Much of Gotham's high society looks upon his good relationship with Damian and just assumes it's a plot to steal Damian's inheritance or something - not that any of said society would lift a finger to help Damian, even if it was true. It's no secret the kid's a spoiled brat but he's a spoiled brat with Bruce Wayne's ear, and by god would it be "more tolerable" in their minds, sucking up to Dick Grayson instead. I think about 30% of attendants at any given event are kinda hoping Dick cuts Damian off, somehow, especially after the first few (dozen) times Damian threatens some wealthy so-and-so with a steak knife
And that's not even mentioning! Dick's surprise wealthy heritage!
Court of Owls, right? William Cobb, the Talon, undead assassin who just so happens to be Dick's great-grandfather. Well, his great-grandmother was Amelia Crowne, daughter of the Crowne family, yet another of Gotham's First Families. From what I can tell, the Crowne family has basically died out by present, except for Dick Grayson. I know Dick's line is super illegitimate, what with the whole born-from-wedlock-then-given-to-the-circus thing, but considering Dick seems to be the only Crowne left... I don't think it'd be too crazy for Dick to somehow inherit whatever remains of the Crowne estate, and in fact, I think it'd be really interesting to explore the concept. I mean, Dick's been living as an adoptive son of Bruce Wayne since he was a kid, and supporting himself with his own job in adulthood, but now he's the recipient of his own(??) family fortune which DOESN'T(?????) come from B????
Guys, imagine if Dick inherited a manor house in Bristol. Imagine if the old Crowne manor, Drake manor, and Wayne manor were all neighbors. Imagine if Dick started spending weekends in Gotham - in his own(!!) manor - and hanging out on the porch so he can heckle his younger siblings whenever they pass by
Look, this would be terrifying as fuck for the wealthy socialites of Gotham. With this reveal, the current Wayne family would have direct connections to three of Gotham's First Families, and the new-money Drakes. The only First Family left that still has power - aside from the Elliots, considering that whole mess with the villain Hush - and that isn't connected to the Waynes is the Cobblepots. That's right, the fucking Penguin. Oswald "Penguin" Cobblepot is the bastion preventing all of Gotham's First Families from being steadily cannibalized by the Wayne-Kane conglomerate, and he doesn't even have any kids. To a random socialite, that has got to be the saddest thing they've heard all year
It would be terrifying, yes, and yet it would be so funny. If the whole family's rounding out a stately cul-de-sac, then Dick is convincing Tim to spend more time at his parents' old house and join him in purchasing megaphones so they can scream at each other from a mile down the road at all hours of the night. Yes, the socialites of Gotham are terrified, and yes, Dick Grayson is extremely weirded out by the excessive amounts of additional wealth and fame he has come into, but by god if he isn't going to use that stuff to terrorize his younger siblings
Hey, so does anyone else notice the Persephone & Demeter undertones overtones? of Demon Twins? Like, deep familial bond between (in this case) siblings who have spent their whole lives relying on each other, keeping their heads down to avoid Zeus' their Grandfather's wrath, only to be separated - forcefully, tragically, like the shredding of one soul - as one of them is dragged into the depths of the Underworld (the Lazarus Pits). The one who survives becomes bitter and cold, lashing out at those who would dare try and call themselves 'sibling' to him, sheltering his grief and refusing to share in his brother's memory. The other does not cease to exist, but is irreversibly changed: one way or another, he comes to straddle the line between life and death. Human and ghost.
They're reunited, and the endless winter thaws, yet it can't last. They are each bound by their obligations; Damian has a duty as Robin, and Danny has found his in Phantom. They're doomed to be torn apart, again and again, every fall and reunited in the spring, divided by their states of being, God of the Harvest and Ruler of the Dead.
Earlier today I read a post about Vaati and Gender. After consuming most of an energy drink, I am now in the mood to ramble about my Vaati Gender Headcanons
Generally speaking, when it comes to Vaati and Gender, I like to hit the "it's complicated" button. In my mind, this character is either nonbinary or very non-conforming, and a lot of his gender stuff can be a little bit tricky to put through a conventional human lens
First of all, I personally headcanon that Minish basically have occupational genders. Like bees, their job is their gender: worker bees are Worker Bees; drone bees are Drone Bees; tiny magical cobblers are Tiny Magical Cobblers; apprentice wizards are Apprentice Wizards. For this reason, I don't think Vaati would fully relate to "typical" human concepts of gender, even later in his timeline, long after he's become the Wind Demon
I am of the opinion that Vaati views his gender as Demon-God. Just. Fully classifies himself as a god. That is what he is, and that is all that matters. He frankly doesn't care how the puny mortals classify him, so long as they recognize that he's smarter and more powerful than they could ever hope to be
So now that we've got the baseline, let's get into the weeds of how I imagine his presentation to evolve over the course of time: I think that Vaati starts off his life as pretty androgynous, then becomes increasingly feminine in his presentation the longer he lives as the dreaded Wind Demon
I think it's fairly self-explanatory to point out that the Minish - as seen in Minish Cap - appear to be rather androgynous in their presentation. This could, of course, be like the Zora from Ocarina of Time and other earlier game installments. In that era of Zelda, it appeared common for the game devs to create maybe one or two models/sprites for a group of people, then recycle those same models/sprites for every character in Zora's Domain. So, it could be that the Minish do have more visible sexual dimorphism in-universe and the dev team just didn't portray it very well. However, the fact remains that we haven't seen the Minish in any other game since then, and so unlike the Zora, we have no idea what the actual intention was in regards to Minish gender. Additionally, I think we have a lot more evidence in favor of the Hyrulean Feyfolk leaning towards androgynous presentations/nonstandard gender stuff
This is all extrapolating off the idea of the Minish being a type of Hyrulean Fey, alongside fairies, Kokiri/Koroks, Deku, etc.
So... out of all the groups which I would classify as "Hyrulean Fey," none of them seem to have a strong, visible concept of "human gender." The Koroks, the Deku, Kikwi, Minish, Fairy Guides/Healing Fairies - pretty much all of them read as androgynous/gender neutral. The first major exception to this standard is the Kokiri tribe, who all physically look like human children. As far as I'm concerned, they may actually be human children who were adopted by the Great Deku Tree, a la traditional folklore of human babies getting snatched up by the fey, who then raise them as their own. Personally, I view the Kokiri as the exception that proves the rule: the one type of fey which generally seems like they might be imitating more conventional human ideas around gender is also the only type of fey which, by and large, imitate humans at all
The other major exception to the gnc Hyrulean Fey would be characters who hold positions of leadership within their society: the Great Deku Tree, the Minish Elders (and great masters like Ezlo and Melari), the Kikwi Elder, the Great Fairies, and the Fairy Queen. There are also the Deku King, Princess, and Butler from Majora's Mask, but since those characters live in Termina, I'm not sure how much bearing they have over the Fairfolk of Hyrule
I think it's really interesting that, on a cultural level, most Hyrulean Fairfolk appear not to have any strong attachments to "conventional human gender stuff" Except for their leaders, who quite strongly seem to lean into either a "feminine" or "masculine" appearance. Furthermore, I think it's really interesting when you get into the pattern established by whether a powerful Fey is more "feminine" or "masculine"\
I'm not crazy. I swear to the gods I'm not crazy. A lot of the time, it seems to me that the Fey leadership who are more feminine in their presentation are portrayed as these mysterious and all-powerful entities, much like minor gods: the Great Fairies, the Fairy Queen. Whereas the more masculine Fey leadership - even characters like the Great Deku Tree, who very clearly appears to be a god-like Guardian of the Forest - are portrayed more as soft-hearted, benevolent father/grandfather figures. The Great Fairies are these incredible, magical beings far beyond mortal comprehension. The Great Deku Tree is a dad.
More relevantly, the Minish Elders - and indeed, even the great masters - do not "preside" over their people like kings or chiefs. Rather, they kind of read like sweet old grandpas. Melari's seven apprentices? Those are his children
Again, the weird exception to this seems to be the Deku Kingdom from Majora's Mask, but again, I'm really not convinced it counts??? It is the only example of any type of Fey in The Legend of Zelda having a fully-organized kingdom ruled by an absolute monarch, and of that absolute monarch identifying as male. In fact, I'd like to point out that in OoT, the equivalent Deku Scrubs are organized under a female-identifying monarch, the parasitic arachnid Queen Gohma - in yet another instance of mysterious and all-powerful Fey leaders tending towards conventionally feminine terms, if not presentations (Queen Gohma is a spider)
I will say that in BotW, there is the Horse God Malanya who gives off massive Great Fairy vibes yet identifies as male. I have no idea what's up with that guy, but I respect whatever it is he's doing
My point is, there seems to be a very real pattern when it comes to Hyrulean Feyfolk and the way they interact (or don't) with ""conventional human genders"" - a pattern which only seems to be broken by very weird exceptions, notably the one tribe of Fey who look identical to human children, and the Deku Kingdom of Termina, which could be anything from an alternate universe to a figment of OoT Link's imagination
With that pattern in mind, I think Vaati's femme??? I think that as he grows more into himself as the Wind Demon, his more human-like forms would lean increasingly femme in appearance. I mean, think about it. His two main options for "ancient and powerful god-like being" - in his experience - are Doddering Old Grandpa and Mysterious and Beautiful Fairy Goddess. Out of those options, which do you think he would pick???????
Not to mention, there's the long and storied connection between the Wind Demon and the Princess of Light - if you know me, you know I never forget to ask whether Vaati kept some of Zelda's Light Force at the end of Minish Cap. The pretty clothes and makeup could be the part of Vaati that is actually Zelda at work, or it could be Vaati seeing this magical and powerful Princess of Light and (even subconsciously) seeking to imitate her. I don't think it matters
Just put Vaati in a dress. Please put Vaati in a dress. Please give him something pretty and flowy and fancy so he can feel like a Great Fairy hovering atop her sparkling throne, granting immeasurable power to her chosen ones with the ease of loose petals on the wind. He looks so good in makeup just please put it on him please
In conclusion, these are my headcanons:
Vaati's gender is god
Vaati has little to no concept of human gender, and doesn't really care which labels people arbitrarily ascribe to him, so long as they recognize that he is a god
Vaati does have some (somewhat odd, somewhat skewed) concept of human gendered presentation, but specifically in regards to how people of great power present themselves. Also, he grew up associating femininity with great power and respect
The older Vaati gets, the more feminine his presentation becomes post-Minish Cap
FSA Vaati - in a more human-like form - should invoke all the awe (both beautiful and terrible) of a Great Fairy, if not the Fairy Queen herself
I did way more outlining for a fic than I've done in years and now I'm making it y'all's problem : )
Presenting:
Worldroots
What is this? An action-adventure Zelda fic where I use the rules of DnD - including dice rolls - to determine what happens
How many words is it? Nearly 40k and not even close to done
Why am I posting it now, then?? Because I'm letting the readers give the characters Inspiration Points!! I'm letting you guys dole out Inspiration Points while the fic is happening, so you can have a hand the characters' fates
👀 Inspiration Points? Yes! You can leave a vote for Inspiration Points in the comment section on Ao3. Each reader (signed in, as "guest" votes will not count) gets one vote per chapter, including the occasional "bonus chapters" that are really just character sheets. For this opening section of the fic, that is a total of 8 votes per person!! Voting is open until Feb 10th, which is one week after the last chapter goes up
I'm not gonna lie, this is kind of an ambitious project. My intention is to post chapters in batches, with hiatuses of unknown length in-between. For now, I'm viewing this first batch as a trial run to see how it goes. I sincerely hope you guys like it 💜
Hey, so I'm thinking about posting something a little bit different next week. Word count's over 30k right now and it's not remotely close to being done - which, I certainly have a preference for finishing my WIPs before posting them - but it's the type of story that I think would benefit from audience interaction while I'm writing it. Think of this first chunk as a pilot episode. A proof of concept.
VaaGanLink - my crackship of all time - is great because if I want to write a fix-it for AoI, I just have to imagine Ganon's time-traveling, soul-devouring, shape-shifting boyfriends of dubious mortality are coming to spirit him away like "Get in loser, we're escaping the Narrative."
Right so I was brushing up on the history and mythology of Dionysus and the thought hit me: Octavo as Dionysus
If Ganon is Hades and Vaati is Persephone, make Octavo Dionysus
Harmless party god and patron of the theater with a very strange, ambiguous maybe-connection to the Queen of the Underworld
Cthonic Mad God worshipped by the cults who obsess over life, death and resurrection from death, but who rolls up to the Sacred Realm (Mt. Olympus) with his lute and a cheesy grin and pretends to have never tasted raw flesh, pretends to have never felt veins and entrails caught between his teeth (blunted, shaved)
Good-natured, fun-loving wine god who brings people together for a fun time, until someone insults his drinks, or the entertainment, or his half-divinity (half-life). Then, well.
God who goes between both realms, and has no issue imparting a fraction of that gift onto others - even if it's just for one night, even if they spend the rest of their short, mortal lives trying and failing to wrap their mortal minds around it
I'm Thinking about how, when Vaati pretends to be Princess Zelda in the Four Swords manga, the framing of each panel always shows "Zelda" with both eyes visible, Except for when "she's" acting suspicious and-or the manga is intentionally giving us foreshadowing
Yet, when Shadow pretends to be Vio, the framing only ever shows "Vio" with one eye visible - except for the very end, when the deception is revealed
What I'm saying is that it's symbolic: of how Vaati has an uncannily accurate Princess Zelda impression, and Shadow absolutely sucks at pretending to be his ex-boyfriend. Just the intentionality of this detail is sending me. It's such a small thing, but holy shit
RoB Maria wearing pink, despite it at the time being viewed as a masculine color
SotN Maria tolerating a big, bulky, conventional gown when she must, but truthfully preferring her Pierrot jacket for walking-wear; her chemise dress for house-wear; and (shockingly) conventional menswear for when she's looking to have fun
Post-canon Maria getting to wear whatever lightweight, comparatively *very* maneuverable clothes she wants because the elaborate rococo fashion industry has collapsed under the weight of revolution, and still cross-dressing whenever she feels like it 😍
And then the clothes get heavy again, and she loses her ever-loving shit.
