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bogwizzerd

bethesda games rly are just held together by scotch tape and dreams huh

dykes-deactivated20200607

yin and yang

gunsandfireandshit

lol

borrowedfeathers

parlezvousladybug

Good. Fucking die you bastard.

siderealsandman

Local Billionaire Despot Faces Consequences For The First Time In His Life, Rendered Invalid

lokorum

BL is just heaven for those who love robo boys (≖ ͜ʖ≖)

sickfursuit-deactivated20190927

vibe check

dumbasian-moved-deactivated2017

why is bruno mars so weird about some girl opening her eyes while shes kissing him

ive been meaning to ask this question since 2010

dumbasian-moved-deactivated2017

this ask made me open my third eye

pacificrim-archive

why the fuck is doctor phil asking you this

bender-rodrigas

scp-230

This is the dude that hired the clown

whatamidoingqueer

i love that you can just say “this is the the dude that hired the clown” AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY KNOWS WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.

probablystillmad

Ok… But like…. Did we ever figure out what this guy did that prompted a “firing” meeting?

jakemorph

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

jakemorph

Cain really did fuck around and find out

nyanbinyuri

cain: hey i wonder what’d happen if i hit abel over the head with this rock

abel: *just fucking drops like a sack of hammers*

cain:

icarianarts

I had the weirdest dream last night where it was about a next big meme trend, and it was basically another this vs that meme but it was “Lock screen vs Home screen” whereas the lock screen was depicted as something formal and relatively uninteresting like a businessman sitting at a desk while the home screen was always something chaotic and insane like gorillas fighting alligators and it. People would take sides online on which person they were more like, home screen or lock screen and it made absolutely no sense and I

icarianarts

It basically looked like this

myrosecolouredgirl

Every time you guys make those cute jokey joke posts about how you have to scroll forever to get to the real recipe, I die a little inside

We live in a world that all but refuses to pay women for engaging in the arts because misogyny. So they either find one creative outlet, or find a way to monetize their art, and yalls internalized misogyny really Jumps Out

hyumjim

LMAO

babybear

when youre an upper middle class white woman but you want to be oppressed really bad so you Go Off on twitter at people skipping your 3 page rants that theyre obligated to read (and enjoy) bc you performed the emotional labor of having a recipe blog

sentada

Im going to lose my goddamn mind

alycyn

dicaeopolis

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on

nbvagabond

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

the-long-dog

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous.

songofkeys

SHE SURE IS because she is literally finishing up a shed there, look, you can see the last of it clinging to her tail

but she’s already dressed again, after peeling off the skin that would previously have been under that armor

the only logical conclusion here is that she wanted a picture of herself at her SHINIEST and PRETTIEST and hurried to get dressed once enough of her fresh and shiny new skin was uncovered

I bet her bestie took the picture and has been eagerly waiting with the magical fantasy camera for like, hours

“oh my GOD T’sissra your scales are SO VIBRANT this picture is going to be AMAZING”