holy moly me oh my

Chuck 27, they/them, non-binary queer

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[talons-and-stucco]

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

this wasn't a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

[adjoint-law]

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

[digitalsymbiote]

This is what they meant when they said that tumblr was gonna be the next pdf

[marciaillust]

curious. anyway,

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[pangur-and-grim]

kneading with all four paws

[pangur-and-grim]

[nayohme]

one of my favorites of all time

[frogmoss1]

that’s kamala harris

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[mbmbimbo]

i know everyone loves baby seals, but sometimes i really am blown away by their whimsy. they took a teddy bear and made it a mermaid. i feel very wonderful knowing we live on the same planet as puppy mermaid teddies

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Official joy and whimsy post

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

the only future of the internet is the following tab of tumblr. death to "for you." Death to algorithmically generated content that exists not to spread humane values or accurate information but only to monetize your attention.

In the future the internet will be dead except for the weirdos who hang out in the post-algorithmic, cratered-out ghost towns, and then and only then will the social internet finally achieve its potential.

[catchymemes]

[psychic-waffles]

We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.

Screenshot via Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net on bluesky

Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*

You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.

*Not so friendly reminder there is no way to engage in the wizard books without enabling this shit.

[dazeylily]

it's sorta funny (ignoring the horrors) that cis people can't be trusted with a deadname. any time someone tells me theirs I've forgotten it five minutes later, if you had names for your toes that would be far more interesting to me, but cis people get real "if you give a mouse a cookie" about it it

[orrangeslices]

I'm terrified of people even knowing it, because I know that some people will instantly lock that into their heads as my "real name" and eventually slip and say it instead

Something something that charlottan post about how even if people have only ever known you as the gender you transitioned to, they're still gonna think "oh they're just a boy that I need to remember to call a girl"

[dazeylily]

Most people won't slip up like that, the average cis person walks on eggshells so they don't accidentally reveal they're just humoring us out of a sense of obligation, they'll think about it and get even more anxious while doing that. This reinforces the wall between them and any insight into the situation.

[dazeylily]

a wild strawman appears

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

does someone stand behind these people with a gun forcing them to type this shit where everyone can see it. what in the fuck is even going on

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

like IMAGINE just admitting this, under no duress

[infinite-planes]

Yeah a comment like that goes in the tags, which are considered private. Fortunately that’s where it was

[dazeylily]

I get a notification for every note, including this one. They are very much not considered private, if anything you are sending them directly to me.

[dazeylily]

private area do not read

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"the tags, which are considered private"

[phallicide]

during my 2,000 years in military service upon the wartorn world of Bantok, we had a member of our unit named Private Tags who was so covered in skin tags you couldnt see his real face. Saying the tag arent private dishonors his memory in incomprhensibly vile ways, youre all going ot mega hell

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ah PFC Tags. we miss him every day. war is hell

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

great post! funny how all the trans women are deleted

[quasi-normalcy]

"I mean yes they had all their human rights taken away, but to be fair, they were awfully visible while being Not Like Us, and it was pretty impolite of them to expect to be treated like full humans in the first place, so what did they expect?"

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[wizard-email]

I can’t believe they’re making me do my degree I signed up for

[wizard-email]

Graduated!!

[wizard-email]

they’re making me do my job I signed up for

[notyouiguess]

Looking up to 40 years in the furture when you come to this post announce you've retired

[wizard-email]

in this economy?

[wizard-email]

I’ll add the death announcement on this post to my will

[wizard-email]

I feel very threatened rn