GoodnightMoon

i'm Jaz and one time Oliver Sykes called me 'love'

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[savannahkills]

This is possibly the best Parks and Recreation blooper

[nightkrowe]

I love how there’s absolutely zero background music. People are just dancing to nothing. I love extras.

[beholdingslut]

do you ever get overwhelmed by the amount of history in the world that you don’t know

[toastbutteregg]

[tomtom1996]

[mysillycomics]

[somewhatgrownup]

Had to do it

[vukojebinant]

[hamburgeroisie]

No straight in sight

[surprisebitch]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[bloomflowersbloom]

im screaming once I was just staring at myself for 5 minutes convincing myself that i wasnt that drunk then i threw up and was like must of been the food i ate

[reshipped]

ME LMAO

[unpains]

[costamacncheese]

How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

[brxnd--nxw]

me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

[outgazes]

“I am responsible of my own body.”  Art by @aleksakunt 

[aggressionbread]

Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”

[sovietshopaholic]

“If you’re curious about an afterlife, die”

[musterniillustrates]

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[the-chanel-boots-deactivated202]

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

[puff-to-tuff]

thanks, i hate it

[maxinbc-deactivated20210518]

[aidashakur]