Szenische Kraft der Besessenheit

Meistens zumindest.

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Auf dem Weg in die Hacke...

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Es gab mal Kindersicherungen für Steckdosen. Die hat man rausgenommen, wenn die kleinen Idioten alt genug waren. Jetzt sind wir alle kinderbesichert und Steckdosen sind nicht mehr benutzbar.

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Hitting one’s little brother however, even though he’s probably had it coming for a long time, is not recommended, since it produces a dull and indistinct sound, that doesn’t travel well without an amplification system that he probably wouldn’t wear, if he knew why you wanted him to wear it.

Peter Schickele, in one of his Schickele Mixes on Percussion.

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Sleeping kitten.

That is all.

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Hmmmmmm

Abi-Cliquen-Treffen und ich bin der einzige langhaarige, schwarz gekleidete, Bandshirt tragende Raucher. Irgendwas ist da schief gegangen. Entweder bei mir oder bei den anderen.

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So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

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Aua.

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Neue Ferienwohnung, Erstbezug.

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Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Social Justice Blogger: Oh my god, it absolutly sickens me that you people still think that water ratio is binary! Absolutly no mention of 3/4 fulls or 1/3 empties! You are exactly the kind of people who perpetuate amountism. Get out of my face, you bigots.

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Wale mit Erfahrungsstufen

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So who can you trust? If you can trust your family, take them, but perhaps make a contingency plan for which one you'll all eat first, and discuss it in secret with the others. (You might also make another plan about who'll be eaten second, and discuss this with whoever's left. If no one discusses eating anyone with you, distrust them all.) If your family includes any young children you are not prepared to eat then your chances of success are more or less zero, but you're probably accustomed to that feeling.

Who do you eat first? Is it time to join the 'preppers'? How to survive the climate-change apocalypse | World news | The Guardian

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Und weg ist der Turm

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[Original image from Spearhead In Space, a Doctor Who novel.]

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GPOY

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Showtime.

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Resolutions? What are you implying?

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