always in recovery @notkristenwiig - Tumblr Blog

me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*

our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal

me and my brother:

When I was a kid I was talking to my psychiatrist with my dad and I mentioned some stuff and he went "let me get an ADHD questionnaire" and Dad was like "I mean, that's all normal stuff for me" and he went "okay, let me get two ADHD questionnaires".

We both forgot to fill them out.

kleefkruid

sharkyuwu

dragon-in-a-fez

this bitch empty, TWEET

adobsonartworks

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay.

randomfandomteacher

Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use

anarchopuppy

Shoutout to the guy who just tagged one of my longer posts with "#to read on the clock"

memewhore

escuerzoresucitado

damazcuz

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

marcescentmaniac

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

emmaharwoods

#she's just like me fr

transcyberism

Anyway reblog to make sure all the investors know that, according to u/spez AKA Steve Huffman, the CEO of the fucking company, Reddit is, and I quote, "not profitable." Their IPO is supposedly planned for later this year. Have fun with that, Steve!

transcyberism

I tried to blaze this and Tumblr gave me an error code and refused to do it (after charging my CC) y'all better fuckin gimme an Organic All Natural Blaze lmao

edit: nvm it's marked pending but still