Tea Bag :D

They/Them 18 🇦🇺 Ao3 - NotMyCupOfTea_08 Tiktok - tea.bag08 and notmycupoftea_08

[notmycupoftea08]

my fav rarepair 😙 - also follow me on shuffles (where i made this) @BoiledLollieSnake 😇

[stoned-ronnev]

Oliver: I dreamed about you while I was in my bludger coma. I was all old and withered and you were still nice and pink.

Percy: you think I’m nice?

[notmycupoftea08]

i fear i’m never gonna be normal about ginger ale in heated rivalry

[notmycupoftea08]

the worst part about getting your wisdom teeth removed is not knowing where the put your teeth…

[birbliophile]

made a thing.

[notmycupoftea08]

me in public listening to the heated rivalry audio book, trying not to make a face as I listen to the most heinous things ever heard

[hearteyesilya]

they own this city

[notmycupoftea08]

the plot of heated rivalry in a nutshell

[brucedefender4eva]

A spell hits Batman, and a magical letter is left to explain what is happening, but it’s in a different language

All they know is that there’s a zero floating above Bruce’s head

Everyone but him can see it, so they think it’s best if they don’t say anything and figure it out themselves

Through some shitty translating, they are under the understanding that the note says: “the number of people you love will show.”

They are livid, which is, of course, just a mask for being hurt and devastated, and without explaining anything to him, they start being horrible

Bruce has no idea what’s happened, and he’s trying to make up for it (which is a hard thing to do when you don't know what you're making up for), but anything he does makes them treat him even worse

They don't want to fall back into loving his kindness. Either Damian gets taken by Dick, and Bruce is beyond devastated, or Damian is aggressive to Bruce and purposely avoids him. Bruce is drowning in self-hatred and isolates himself because of the wrongful treatment

Eventually, Zatanna is able to come over and attempt fix it

She asks for the note to know what she's dealing with and correctly translates it to: “the number of people you believe love you will show.”

Now they have to deal with what they’ve done and realize they were completely unfounded in what they did

That number ain’t going up anytime soon

[orteil42]

me adjusting numbers and math in Cookie Clicker

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[sheisraging]

Ilya trying to keep a doped up Shane from airing all their laundry is so special to me.

[my-2nd-account]

[genderfluidratswitheyes]

[penny-anna]

Justice League fic concept:

- ok we suddenly & urgently need somewhere safe to lie low for a couple of days that our enemies definitely don't know about. anyone have any ideas.

Superman, with intense reluctance: I know a place

Cyborg: oh? where is it?

Superman: Kansas

& that's how the rest of the league finds out Superman's secret identity and also gets to meet Ma & Pa Kent

highlights:

- passive aggressive comments from the Kents about how pLeAsED they are to finally meet Clark's co-workers

- 'your name is Clark? Clark??'

- Clark: *hanging out in civilian clothes*

Everyone: o___o

Clark: guys stop staring, this isn't that weird. remember when we all found out Billy was a fifteen year old boy?

Flash: hmm I think this might be weirder?

Cyborg: it's a close thing

Clark: ok let's put this to a vote. hands up everyone who thinks this is as weird or weirder as Billy's secret identity.

Clark: .......Bruce put your hand down, you already knew my real name.

- the Kent house definitely doesn't have enough bedrooms for everyone so most of the league has to camp out on the floor. justice league slumber party baby!!

- no-one brought a change of clothes so they all have to borrow stuff from the Kents. everyone is in plaid whether they like it or not. Ma Kent takes some delight in dressing Billy in Clark's old clothes.

[nemesux]

[robinpup]