Young Avengers Quotes That Are Not Quite Correct

var sc_project=11467904; var sc_invisible=0; var sc_security="2c828160"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

“Honey tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.”

Teddy, probably

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

“I’m too tired to slap you. Bash your face against my palm, would ya?”

America, probably

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

Billy: Perhaps there’s more to Noh-Varr than meets the eye.

Kate: No. There’s less.

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

America: I am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me.

Loki: Really? You and I are very different.

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

America: You shouldn’t blame yourself Teddy.

Teddy: I don’t. I blame you.

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

Billy: How do you know how I like my coffee?

Teddy: I’m your boyfriend. It’s my job to know things.

Billy: You’re walking a fine line between cute and creepy.

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

Teddy: This is fucking bullshit. I don’t even know what place second runner up is.

Kate: It sure the fuck isn’t winning.

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

“God I want to fucking murder you.”

America, 10 times a day

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

“I Would apologise, but I don’t really give a fuck.”

Kate, probably

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

Bartender: Do you have any proof of age?

America: You have my word.

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

(About Valentine’s day cards)

Kate: You’re just jealous because I got loads and you got none!

Noh-Varr: I got a card!

America: If it’s from your nan it doesn’t count.

Noh-Varr: I didn’t get any, then.

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

America: I think I love Kate

America: I’ve never loved anything apart from a car or a sandwich.

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

“At best, I am ambivalent towards most of you, but some of you, I actively dislike.”

Tony, babysitting the young avengers

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

“Oh I’m sorry, my manners. Piss off, please.”

Loki, probably

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

“What’s this pesto stuff? Is it for humans?”

Teddy, probably

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

Kate: America, my face is up here.

America: I already made my choice.

[notquitecorrectyaquotes]

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

Kate, probably