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@notquitecorrectyaquotes
“Honey tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.”
Teddy, probably
“I’m too tired to slap you. Bash your face against my palm, would ya?”
America, probably
Billy: Perhaps there’s more to Noh-Varr than meets the eye.
Kate: No. There’s less.
America: I am not going to have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me.
Loki: Really? You and I are very different.
America: You shouldn’t blame yourself Teddy.
Teddy: I don’t. I blame you.
Billy: How do you know how I like my coffee?
Teddy: I’m your boyfriend. It’s my job to know things.
Billy: You’re walking a fine line between cute and creepy.
Teddy: This is fucking bullshit. I don’t even know what place second runner up is.
Kate: It sure the fuck isn’t winning.
“God I want to fucking murder you.”
America, 10 times a day
“I Would apologise, but I don’t really give a fuck.”
Kate, probably
Bartender: Do you have any proof of age?
America: You have my word.
(About Valentine’s day cards)
Kate: You’re just jealous because I got loads and you got none!
Noh-Varr: I got a card!
America: If it’s from your nan it doesn’t count.
Noh-Varr: I didn’t get any, then.
America: I think I love Kate
America: I’ve never loved anything apart from a car or a sandwich.
“At best, I am ambivalent towards most of you, but some of you, I actively dislike.”
Tony, babysitting the young avengers
“Oh I’m sorry, my manners. Piss off, please.”
Loki, probably
“What’s this pesto stuff? Is it for humans?”
Teddy, probably
Kate: America, my face is up here.
America: I already made my choice.
Boy, everyone is stupid except me.
Kate, probably