definitely not worth it

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[my-dailydreams]

[homunculus-argument]

Also, eavesdropping teenagers is a treat because not only are they very loud, you'll hear them saying shit like "oh my god I saw my Hear Me Out's girlfriend" and "wait who was the one who was on the table in a birth giving position?" and get zero context. Casually referring to someone you evidently personally know irl as your "hear me out" is certainly a choice, but I don't think it counts as a hear me out if there's someone willing to date them.

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[guerrillatech]

[aflo]

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

[truestoriesaboutme]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[terminallyonlinecat-deactivated]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[homunculus-argument]

I don't even do drugs but if someone offered me something that turns everything frutiger aero for like eight hours, I would take it with zero hesitations.

[ajani]

One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them

[boarofthenorth100]

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[segamascott]

[tall]

[themenacewhowrites]

This one Montreal player holding Shane’s arm and looking at Scott like, “What did you even say to him to get him like this? I didn’t know he even had a button for this, but you sure mashed it. Jeez. Thanks. Now I have to go readjust my whole outlook on life, because of you. Because I really needed more work on my plate. And now my captain is homicidal. I hope you’re proud of yourself.”

[romehbo]

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[coffeeandcigarettesv9]

[dionysiaproductions]

[madgirlautumn]

This is so obviously correct I can’t even think what the other answer would be.