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autistobrat

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

goldensunset

when the characters never really make peace with it

speggehtix3

thememedaddy

fictionalgod

captainjonnitkessler

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

dragontastical

Your posts keep making me think of this and I finally got around to mocking it up

shorthistorian

wombatsrus

Be out there. Don't be satisfied with a pose, or a post.

See what you can do beyond that, in person, in your town.

Protests or direct action aren't possible for any reason? Perhaps mutual aid can use your time, effort and skills.

Is someone you know involved in a cause close to their heart? Maybe they or others in the cause can use help in some way. Offers are always welcome.

capric0rn

felix-lupin

ID: An edited version of the "weed that makes you gay" meme. A person with their torso colored with the trans flag says "Mom... I'm trans." Their mom replies "Is that because of that show you watch?" The person, annoyed, says "Oh yeah, lemme check if I accidentally watched the fucking show that makes you trans." It then cuts to them looking at an image of "The Pink Opaque" from I Saw the TV Glow, saying "Oh fuck."

#isttg

sapphiccore

i love seeing best friends goofing around in public. i love seeing couples laughing together. i love seeing little kids walking hand in hand with their parents. i love seeing dogs running happily back to their owners. i love seeing closeness and positive relationships, and knowing all that love is out there

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

there's literally nothing more radical in 2026 than believing that humanity can become good news for each other and the only world we'll ever share.

liminalbeauty

Saving the tags.

positivelyqueer

You've gotta have good biodiversity in your reasons for not killing yourself. Rotate them out like crops when the yield gets low and the soil poor. We're mixing our metaphors. Whatever helps it stick.

You like warm blankets. You like the sound of birdsong. You have a pet that needs taking care of. You have someone to outlive. You have a loved one. You think death would be boring. It's coming for you anyway. Death is patient. When was the last time you had cake? Your favourite musician is going on tour. Or maybe just a halfway decent band at your local bar. You've never seen an elephant. Isn't it amazing that the sky is blue? Aging is a gift not afforded to most. Don't let the bastard grind you down. You can't mend any suffering in the world with your death. You want to see if you can grow herbs on your windowsill. Killing yourself seems like so much effort. What does tiramisu taste like? You're trying to be curious. You're angry and spiteful. What you want more than to die is to rest. This sandwich is so good you don't want to die. Not so long as there are plums to eat and somebody, anybody who gives enough of a damn to haul them to you. A stranger on the internet is holding their hand out and asking.

draconym

You haven't finished that book. It's almost strawberry season. There's a chrysalis on the porch that should open soon. There are pastries you've never tried. It's going to be sunny tomorrow. You're going to look very distinguished with gray hair. You have to outlive him. There aren't any easy ways to die. Your package is supposed to arrive on Friday. There are people who will love you that you haven't met yet.

secretly-a-velociraptor

You’ve got your ttrpg group on Saturday. You have ideas on what details you want to add to your art. One of your best friends is visiting next month. You have a great idea for a birthday gift for your mom. You want to finish playing that game. Costco is nearby and has delicious cheesecake and no one can stop you from eating the entire thing yourself. A new frog species has been discovered. Someone wants to read that book you recommended. Making a pot of Japanese curry brings back all the soft memories you’ve had eating it in the past. Your quote list has so many fantastic quotes on it that you want to make a game to play with your friends. You haven’t been to Hokkaido for the snow festival yet. Your closest loved ones love you with their whole hearts. The new hobby you picked up is even more fun than you thought it would be. Your writer friends wants you to beta their fanfic. A work trip offers the opportunity to visit an online friend in person for the first time. You’ve got enough in your budget for another Lego set. You don’t want to die. You know that life can get better and you want to be there when it does. You want to live.

sauronsbane

witchofpumpkinspice

"I asked ChatGPT —"

Well, I asked Samwise Gamgee, and he said that, in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow; even darkness must pass, a new day will come, and when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer, and there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for.