phantasmal and resplendent

saph || 26 || they/them currently in search of a new hyperfixation

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!

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The (Un)official Tumblr Census 2026

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[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[beebundt]

SEVENTH ATTACKKKK ‼️ for the most lovely @notskeleton

[kyikyikyi]

My New Project.

[mindsmist]

always think of this meme when this scene comes up

[weepingchoir]

Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

[weepingchoir]

Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head. You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

[lornasallydane]

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

[sheisraging]

If you send feedback via Tumblr's feedback form (which you SHOULD do), you will get an autoreply telling you to leave a comment on the changes.tumblr.com blog (which you should also do!). Just make sure you're actually doing it on the reblog of this post from changes since, due to their own shitty update, they cannot/will not see the SIXTY THOUSAND NOTES that this update has generated, 99% of which are negative.

[pangur-and-grim]

anyway, here are some of my fuckass book drawings in no particular order

[transjudas]

reminder that staff has said they don’t pay attention to feedback on posts and the best way to tell them how you feel about this upcoming notes update is by sending feedback at tumblr.com/support!

[sometipsygnostalgic]

Former storyboarder Lyle Partridge just posted this on twitter

[beebundt]

departure

[zedogica]

YOU'RE SCARY GHOST??????? YOU HIJAKCED OUR DRAWFUL GAME LIKE A WEEK AGO???????????? NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYY

that wasn't me lol, only one i was able to get that time was guesspionage

[notskeleton]

then who—