Definitely Human

[bisexualwario]

[greia]

KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???

[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]

KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???

[lesbianzeldas]

@notthefuckingtitanic wants me to say that they’ve never done anything for me and i’m not a coward, so

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[foolscapper]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[bonthefuckjourrr]

is that my chemical romance?

[thekidsfromyestergay]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[74891273984782937]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[fall-out-boytoy]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[lesbianzeldas]

sorry to the people i tricked into following me with star wars content. i am actually just two raccoons in a trench coat and i want to frolic in trash instead now

[eelydeely]

not bowling to earn soup or bowling on behalf of soup but a secret third thing

[snowywarmthkuya]

ignore the fucked up emoji please

[transmortifried]

no context november. figure it out.

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

what is this in reference to

[teaboot]

I think that if you stood behind Keanu Reeves and called out "John" he would turn around

[teaboot]

Between John Wick, John Constantine, Johnny Mnemonic, Don John, Johnny Utah, John Wall, John Rain, Johnathan Harker, and Johnny Silverhand, I'm willing to bet that some days the poor man has to take a minute

[catmanbowser]

i will forever draw any of the batfam as cryptid beings and today its gonna be cass <3

[stuckinapril]

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

[wifemoji]

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

[wifemoji]

this was about a dog i saw inside mcdonalds but ur right . ur so right.

[oraorawry]

writing “experts”: “Don’t make your character overpowered and super smart and super likable that’s a self insert Mary Sue!!”

Bram Stoker: “This is Van Helsing he has my own name he is a doctor and also a lawyer and also a professor and also a vampire hunter and he has so many friends and”

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[sparrownnax]

[hangingfromchandeliers]

ladies if youre a kpoppie, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

[hiveswap]

ladies if youre into mcyt, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

[hangingfromchandeliers]

ladies?

[hangingfromchandeliers]

minecraft youtubers.

[rabidvampdude]

No one ever expects the spanish ministry of science and technology

[chaoticgouda]

all energy healing is a scam except for when a kitty lays on your chest and purrs and purrs and sends restorative rays of magic into your bones and nerves. fellas that one’s real.

[distantvoices]

Una, Juan, Waiwai, Ginny by Hailun Ma for Modern Weekly China

[crowleys-angels]