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ozumii-fucking-wizard

someone said he prob bumps his head thru doors or bend over AHHH

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

zekedms

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

poupon

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

zekedms

Oh wow, that IS better.

croaksac

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

backtornado

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

this is just a gormless little creature. what are we doing here.

tinybed

comealongphil

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

punkrorschach

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

enba-and-luka

shencomix

(End)

disgustinggf

alessandriana

bnq

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind

ceekari

unmute for the unfathomable sounds of mankind being shamed

sketchupnfries

Since Rocky and Grace have access to a ton of video games on the Hail Mary, I figured eventually they'd play Just Dance during their trip to Erid

asmeesh

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

shit-show-no-go

Can you swap their heads ?

asmeesh

omg you can

asmeesh

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

theinvisiblespoon

plumbewb

hear me out…

punkrock-bottom

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

lazydelusions

peachdoxie

kingscrown666

I mean? Yeah? Gantu is obviously conventionally attractive

Deep voice, big muscles, Tall

Like. What am i missing here?

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery

honey he has a fish for a head

kingscrown666

So what, all of a sudden mermaids aren't hot?

nalivaa

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.