I Am The Gay Agender

currently melting

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

[animentality]

[pansyboybloom]

*raises a glass* to the queers without a new years kiss tonight

[large-gamete-maker]

If you're a friend to gay people, don't call us "queer." It's a slur.

[pansyboybloom]

I’m so sorry, I meant me and my fellow fags without a new years kiss tonight 😩

[clowncrime-deactivated20201102]

[bakuraryxu]

oh my god i didnt know there was a sequel image

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

new seasons greasons lore dropped

[queer-as-city-folk]

Mickey Mouse finally enters the Public Domain tomorrow, remember to have fun with that. And use the character that will legally be yours

[queer-as-city-folk]

You could even make the mouse into a Butch Lesbian

[thorfireball]

Can she also be trans?

[queer-as-city-folk]

You have complete control of the story now

[nyancrimew]

amtrak wants you to get railed on chirstmas

[paulkleefishmagic]

@amtrak-official

[nyancrimew]

they hate this image no need to tag them

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[bogleech]

This is a lupin III episode whose English dub title was “but your brother was such a nice guy”

[unclerippuascension]

let’s go back to the vampire twin sister of jesus christ for a second i havent fully processed that part yet

[illyadarling]

[byjove]

The Australian state of Tasmania is being held hostage and terrorized by a single elephant seal and this has been going on for more than a month now.

[byjove]

He’s just a baby. He’s not even two years old. But he weighs over 1,000 pounds and refuses to go back in the sea even though he’s done molting. His hobbies include blocking roadways, sleeping in front of cars, purposefully knocking over signposts, playing with traffic cones and barking at people.

[psychoetheric]

we are not being held hostage by neil. we love him.

[byjove]

is he behind you as you type that

[hexmaniacmareen]

[eiraisnthere]

Happy to report that “a new threat has emerged”. The latest development in the goat saga is that the goat is being eaten alive by birds. This has, according to experts on the news, never happened before.

[that-stone-butch]

when you get off a 13 hour shift

[zegalba]

Trees which have been struck by lightning

[lipstickleatherdyke]

an inexplicable edit i have in my camera roll that i must’ve made for a joke that i don’t remember anymore. but i think it stands on its own

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[transcyberism]

imagine your brain and eyes have only just developed enough to be able to recognize faces and your parents put you in the Uncanny Face Room

[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

[ritavonbees]

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[feefal]

Witch of Frog Embryology

[feefal]

And let’s not forget the great Wizard of Human fetal development