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female ; multifandom

[squishymochithethird]

I love how good omens is really just a show about an old married couple that is constantly loosing track of important religious figures

[enthusiasteditor]

One of the funniest thing about Good Omens is how Aziraphale and Crowley both cosplay as the opposite of who they actually are.

Aziraphale out here like: prim, proper, starched collars, “oh dear me”. Meanwhile he’s also: snapping rules in half, squaring up to demons, and giving Heaven the world’s most polite middle finger. He’s basically a cinnamon roll with a switchblade.

Crowley, on the other hand: dark glasses, slinky walk, “I’m literally Hell’s bad boy”. And yet… he’s babysitting plants, saving kids, soft-voicing his angel like “are you okay, love?” He’s a goth marshmallow.

They’re layered like onions. Or tiramisu.

[actual-changeling]

well apparently everyone else hates it. i do not. i love it. i love what they did with it, i love that crowley got to choose, i love that he chose humanity, that he did not choose to run away.

because THAT is who he is. he loves his stars and creations, he loves humanity, he loves the messiness, the good and the bad, the ugly and the beautiful, he loves watching them. he showed jesus all the kingdoms of the world to share that love with someone who he knows already felt it.

in the end, they made that choice together. it's a choice they have made before, over and over, saving humanity over themselves. no god, no angels, no demons, no thousands of years of suffering for all the millions of eternal beings.

personally, i choose to believe that god's last gift to them was integrating them into the fabric of the new universe, so they will find each other in every lifetime. but without anyone watching, without any plan behind it, without senseless suffering, without creating stars just to destroy them.

just the two of them, together, always.

[noturtypicalfranchgurl]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT TERROR’S HILARIOUS POV IN THE BOYS S5E05???

[fatiguedcoffee]

there is something so so so sad about Jace going to Valentine's ship just because he needed someone to talk to. the adults around him continue to fail him so horribly... until Luke.

[somnidasha]

i can see jace coming back after that one scene in coa and googling is this gay to want to kiss a guy while he's basically laying on top of you and kissing your neck and you willingly letting him to do it and you kinda started it, but it was only because of his hunger??? does it make you gay if you've never really liked the guy???

[thelastofthebookworms]

I'm two and a half Shadowhunters books in and I lowkey ship Jace and Simon

Those two just can't stop talking about each other

[agirlonbus]

I just know that Simon Lewis will tell his grandchildren the most ridiculous and craziest adventures, like:

“What do you mean you were a rat and a vampire, had a mark that could kill people if they tried to hurt you and THE ANGEL RAZIEL JUST TOOK IT FROM YOU TO GAVE YOU AN ANGELIC SWORD ?” 😭

And he’ll be like: yes 👍

[alistairlowee]

do you guys think Jem survived in city of ashes when that demon of fear was set loose because his greatest fear, will's death had already come true?

[isarsart]

Jace wishes you a very fine summer 🙂‍↕️

[i-live-in-my-bookshelf]

If ya'all even want to know my new hyperfixation is The Mortal Instrument books all over again like i am 12. That's right, I am reliving my childhood and I realized that I had a banger taste

[agirlonbus]

I just know that Simon Lewis will tell his grandchildren the most ridiculous and craziest adventures, like:

“What do you mean you were a rat and a vampire, had a mark that could kill people if they tried to hurt you and THE ANGEL RAZIEL JUST TOOK IT FROM YOU TO GAVE YOU AN ANGELIC SWORD ?” 😭

And he’ll be like: yes 👍

[bookishjules]

i've never thought before about how alec's reaching for the featherstaff when they're about to go fight abaddon might be in large part informed by simon's earlier comment about how he had a pretty good understanding of the bow thanks to summer camp. i can imagine how, in alec's position, he might feel overly awkward about the fact that the bow was his own preferred weapon. like, sorry, this sad excuse for a mundane knows how to shoot a bow? how embarrassing for alec to be associated with that when he himself has never killed a demon---especially in light of recent events (i.e. jace not trusting him enough to take him to the hotel dumort, clary's call-out in the hallway..)

i've always assumed it was just because he wanted to prove himself and be reckless for once, but it really was as clear and obvious as the mundane proving that using a bow is essentially for pussies and if alec was going to be anything, if he was going to mean anything to jace, he'd have to take a new weapon, and preferably one that wouldn't allow him to cower at a distance. and then everything goes to shit, and the bow saves the day anyway

[fangirl4everafter]

Sometimes trying to convince people to keep reading The Mortal Instruments/The Shadowhunter Chronicles after reading City of Bones feels like I’m recruiting for an over complicated pyramid scheme.

[noturtypicalfranchgurl]

My chances of crying over rocks are low, but never zero

[seolihexagon]

funniest line in tlh award goes tooooo

jesse blackthorn

[desperatecheesecubes]

James, in actual physical pain all the time: Dad is love supposed to hurt?

Will, actually insane over his wife and also his Parabatai: oh yes. Dreadfully. ❤️❤️😊 it’s great