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(Not very big)

[lonely--nobody]

reblog if you’re a little lost in life rn

[wonderswoman]

Gal Gadot kisses Kate Mckinnon on SNL

[mkinnon]

you can see the exact moment kate remembers she’s meant to be acting

[h-azzy]

SHE FUCKING KISSED BACK IN THE THIRD ONE

MY VAGINA JUST FELL OFF

[gayforshoulder]

oh she definitely kissed back the whole time but the third gif is when gal slipped her tongue in her mouth and i had a heart attack

[lesbians-love-samwilson]

But listen this is a face of a woman who felt everything and had spiritual revelation

[gayforshoulder]

accurate

[inactive10292]

My phone is crashing from all the gay

[katemckinnonisbae]

I’ve reblogged this so many times and i have no regrets

[lena-zorel]

20gayteen is so fucking real

x

[actyourshoesizegirl]

“Kyle accidentally started a Lesbian cult”

[boxofsoap]

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[seraphyofphobos-deactivated2021]

ALWAYS REBLOG REVENGE LOAF

[brownandtrans]

I was recently outed as trans to my parents by someone close to me and they kicked me out. I’m currently a student and they were financially supporting me.

I have job interviews this week and next but have nothing to support my self with till then. If you can reblog/share it would help a lot.

Honestly I just need enough for food and transportation anything helps at all. Thank you!

Cash app: $markiann

Paypal: paypal.me/NavidAAhmed

[notverybigstick]

I may of stayed up all night watched the new season of atypical, simply to watch any and all scenes about Izzie and Casey. Am I a tired? Indeed. Do I regret it? Not at all. I will risk my ability to function for that gay shit.

[beyonsesa]

my literal last two braincells talking to each other

[meangirls2004]

legendary

[t-b-y-c-b]

20% is better than 0%.

Brushing your teeth at least once every day is better than none at all.

A few hours of sleep is better than none.

A few minutes outside for fresh air is better than none.

Writing a few paragraphs of the essay today is better than procrastinating till later.

Doing something is better than nothing (of course there is exception for some cases).

Do things at a pace which makes you comfortable whilst allowing you to make progress.

You can do this!

[tipsymaple-blog]

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

[forestlune-deactivated20200417]

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

[cure4psycho]

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Wizard femme

PERFECT

[semperaeternumque-deactivated20]

hyper-fixated fanfic writer

fuck

[toshidokii]

adhd prince

accurate

[casualdisneyprincesses-deactiva]

I got “Middle Ages Bisexual”

how did they know

[fslut]

Oh this hit all my red flags, I've torn down 3 already just walking Malaya to the park

[fslut]

If you see shit like this Especially outside your local highschools rip it down there's a 80% chance this is a trafficking scam

[fslut]

Thankfully seems I'm not the only one in town who feels this way

[fslut]

This is totally ok to rb by the way

[fslut]

Scam signs:

Targeting teens

No actual mention of the job company or what you'll be doing

Paid daily

Promises of trips and prizes

Encouraging you to bring a friend or relative who's also a teen

[sktagg23]

Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around.

[qvyens]

#everyone thinks of dr seuss as some sweet old guy who wrote kids books and made up cute words#little do they know he was the most hardcore political motherfucker to ever draw cartoons for newspapers of all time basically#he was of german and jewish descent and got bullied a lot as a kid#then he grew up and drew cartoons for the school paper#and when he got fired for being to fucking real for the paper to handle he made up a new name and KEPT SUBMITTING THEM ANYWAY#BECAUSE HE NEVER FUCKED AROUND FOR A SECOND#DID YOU KNOW DR SEUSS DID A FEATURE LENGTH DOCUMENTARY AFTER WWII ABOUT HOW WWII WASN’T ACTUALLY OVER AND THE NAZIS WERE STILL ALL AROUND#IT WAS CREEPY AS ALL FUCK AND MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW#IT WON A FUCKING OSCAR OR SOME SHIT#HE DID KIDS BOOKS ON A WHIM HIS REAL TALENT WAS DISMANTLING FASCIST REGIMES WITH ADORABLE BLACK AND WHITE SKETCHES OF TURTLES#OH YEAH AND YURTLE THE TURTLE WAS ABOUT HITLER#AND THE SNEECHES WERE ABOUT SEGREGATION#SO FUCK Y’ALL AND YOUR CANDY-ASS VISION OF DR SEUSS

[alcoholicintrovert]

I think almost all of his stories have a deeper meaning and Horton Hears a who was written as an apology to the Japanese after WWII

[samjoetemple]

Holy guac

[captainsavage42]

Also the Pro-life movement used his line “a person’s a person no matter how small” on their literature without his permission, and he made them stop using it an apologize because he was pro-choice.

[malcolmcooks]

okay but before reading the caption I thought these were contemporary cartoons in the style of dr suess, and the fact that these are so relevant again is pretty scary

[chillinintheheat]

That last one though. Our people’s xenophobic bullshit is given a higher value than the lives of Syrian children.

[midoriyasbones]

Reblog if you 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.

[your-friendly-deactivated-deact]

please do

[samael-the-angel]

Of course

[hoardofhyperfixations]

Im literally begging you to correct me

[notverybigstick]

babies rhymes with rabies and I feel like that means something

[charitywaterproject-blog-blog]

[caribbean-sea]

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

[scvmbody-deactivated20140916]

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

[wolfie979]

Done and done!

[b00bconnoisseur]

Reblogged 10 times

[moonthymes]

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

[the-prolefeed]

Why do you think they deserve it

[killin-the-machine]

Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. There’s also the fact that they’re people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. There’s plenty of reasons

[the-prolefeed]

Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someone’s income

[teaboot]

You have five hundred apples, and just one day to eat them all. 

You pass by a small crowd of hungry children, and decide you’d rather 455 apples go rotten than give them to some snotty brat who isn’t your problem.

It doesn’t matter how hard you’ve worked for your 500 apples, or that you aren’t the parent of any of those kids. in the moment you decide to walk away, it doesn’t matter why they’re hungry, or who owes who what.

You had the opportunity to help people, you had the ability to help people, you had the resources to help people. You had everything you needed to make a small, tiny little difference in someone’s life, and you decided not to.

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity?

[just-queer-things]

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity

[i-sold-my-soul-to-thefandom]

Reblogging for the very, very important lesson

[boglog]

Jeff Bezos exploited people to become as rich as he is. It’s not his money.