im

not fukgn batman

[itsalwayssunnyscreencaps]

S5 EP2

[tibets]

[toxicyurienthusiast]

i hope this hasn’t been done before

[notyourcrony-blog]

every b99 post

post: *video of a brooklyn nine nine scene*

caption: “please watch brooklyn nine nine”

[mapsontheweb]

Number of states that have at least one point directly north or directly south of each state.

[notyourcrony-blog]

[we-kant-even]

[kaijuno]

[anxietydaddy]

Oh god no. I can’t do this shit again.

[elisamaza]

[toocooltobehipster]

[notyourcrony-blog]

someone: plays the "bees?" card

literally everyone in the game: BEES?

[notyourcrony-blog]

boy:

girl:

the boy and the girl do not have a conversation

love does not exist

you're going to die some day

[respectfulmemes]

[ensoua]

*asexual laughter*

[sumireko-usami-deactivated20151]

*homosexual laughter*

[zimzlym]

*bisexual considerate muttering* 

[pragnificent]

*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*

[stephendann]

*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’”

[norvicensiandoran]

The last one forced my reblog tbh.

[meanplastic]

[charadreemurrrrrrr-deactivated2]

I think this is new, but apparently twitter assigns you a gender now if you don’t pick one.

[tumblunni]

EWW WHAT THE FUCK

[jethroq]

Assigned Male At Twitter

[beachdeath]

oh mood

[notyourcrony-blog]

i wonder if company profiles are assigned genders too

[disneydorito]

[unclefather]

Doubtful also why do I have to read this with my own eyes and brain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

reading this was like reading an activation phrase that triggered my dormant sleeper cell assassin past and I just went absolutely apeshit in my living room

[bysaestyl]

i can’t believe today is the day all weed was born happy birthday weed