*panics*

idk what this blog is anymore but theres a picture of a demon leaf on here somewhere

[maryoliveoil]

This is so fucking funny

[nowaynerd]

lol what if the secret love interest in eldarya 2.0 is lysander

[kitkat30]

this bread tiny

yeast

[ana-logical]

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tenttle]

[lucentkat]

[geminiagent]

[sappedsoliloquist]

you guys are missing the best fucking part

[superkawaiimothman]

The Witch’s owl from The Golden Rose. Blood moon for extra spookiness.

[anathemafiction]

A dark shadow set against a bleeding moon.

As red and striking as the one he serves.

[nowaynerd]

I’m a bit ashamed to admit I thought this was an owl with an afro at first glance

[pietriarchy]

I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world

[souratgar-deactivated20190925]

play 1001 days cuz uhhh why not

[motgarel]

Don’t mind him, he’s just guarding the gate.

[killowave]

Rest in peace dude

[expiredpersona]

[calystarose]

*paws*

[demon-house]

041

I’m all for eldritch angels. Hope mine doesn’t disappoint.

[dimvitrarius]

YES

[badsneakybear]

I hope when I die I see this fucker at the gates of heaven.

[nireblue-deactivated20181218]

That makes sense to me

[nowaynerd]

Now that’s an angel I’d follow to the depths of hell

[othernotebooksareavailable]

AirPods Are a Tragedy

Apple claims that AirPods are building a “wireless future.” Many people think they're a symbol of disposable wealth. The truth is bleaker.

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

[nowaynerd]

I mean I just didn’t like airpods cuz they just... look douchey lol. It looks like that ‘futuristic minimalistic’ trendy shit that people just flock to. But sure also this. Even if its not really new.

[tryppyn-princxly-deactivated202]

Oh dear

Hey guys. EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE who reblogs this post BY MAY 5TH 2019 will be getting a small monster design based on your blog theme, name, or profile picture. Let’s go.

[meganluddyillustration]

“So long, we’d become the flowers”

happy lesbian visibility day, from me, a lesbian incapable of drawing anything that isn’t gay

[nowaynerd]

Idk if its sleep paralysis but been having these weird moments when I wanna go sleep, I start to dream a little, I wake up and Im still in like, mid-dream. I see my room, I know Im up, but I can hear the dream happening. This time it was a mush of different voices, including police talking on a walkie talkie, random voices and my mom. One after the other, like changing stations on a radio? I couldn’t speak or move, then I started feeling this intense pressure at my back and legs, pushing me down, and the sound of wind or water rushing was getting louder and louder. I dont LIKE these moments so I managed to force my body to shake off the pressure and the sounds finally stopped and I could move and talk. And now here I am calming myself down.

[domesticoctopi]

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

[wilwheaton]

(via “Maturity is overrated.” ~Garfield : tumblr)