Daffodil

24 | They/Them | Autistic and ready to kick it | obsessed with Godzilla

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

agnostic-atheist spectrum but with flavors

an omnipotent creator being almost certainly doesn't exist but if it does, it's a supervillain

gods shouldn't exist but we keep creating them to use as weapons. and no one knows how to defuse one

gods don't exist which is a relief bc otherwise we'd be forced to hunt them down for execution

creator god exists and we owe it nothing (DEEPLY unqualified)

god/s abandoned us and it hurt at the time but in hindsight we escaped a highly toxic relationship

the universe is a pet goldfish kept in an irresponsibly small bowl by a toddler deity whose parents are considering moving up to a hamster

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not just atheist but anti-theist. a divine being descends to earth and im in the background booing

[pukicho]

THIS IS FUCKED UP. The Government moved time an hour ahead so they could make me look like a fucking IDIOT who sleeps at 6am!! FUCK TRUMP

[pukicho]

Trump needs to be ripped in half by a steel machine

[donthitanybody]

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[i-might-be-vanny]

[butchniqabi]

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[mothmanninspace]

I know why they didn’t keep it but the year is forever going to be 20 Big ole Tits: Jug City Showdown to me

[thebelchers]

[pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[angel-0f-filth]

[mudwerks]

meet me at the Murder Hole

[peachy-artist]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

for a hot minute it looked like 2025 might finally be the year we started noticing & getting ticked off at how male-as-the-default is everywhere, and it's exhausting

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's so engrained people don't even notice they're doing it.

there's a toad on my dash 🐸 he's a wet boy 🐸🐸🐸. there's a golden retriever on my dash, he is the world's BESTEST boy 🥰. there's a skeleton dancing a jig, look at him GO! there's an abstract face in the clouds in the sky, He's peering down at us. there is a goddamn polygon juggling balls, he's such a klutz. it never stops

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

can't scroll 5 minutes without this happening, and every time the little lord farquaad in my brain pops up like a prairie dog to taunt me

[pukicho]

In a world of ghosts and ghouls, be a wraith

[pukicho]

welcome

[pukicho]

Just got into a car accident and it kinda hurted lowkey (no one was severely injured)

Lowkey you’re kinda bringing the vibes down with your car crash energy, sweetie.

[cottoncandylesbo]

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[highimpactemotions]

As will I.

[balimaria]

Kamata kun demands you go watch Shin Godzilla 4K now

[joyquill]

[omuii]

kidz bop cask of amontillado

[brieflyshadywolf]

i’m sorry but that caption had me wheezing for a good couple of minutes holy shit

[z399]