Chaotic Feral Crow

Ori | They/them | 30 | Ask box open ^^

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[cannibalchicken]

[king-the-pathetic]

does king the pathetic know any cool tricks ?

Uhhh he knows whatever this is

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

[shilohtx]

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

[mrsketchy]

@clawfootboy​

I trust him

[i-survived-that]

Okay but this is exactly what I love.

The above image is a historical artifact. Colima dog. It dates back to circa 100 BCE-300 CE. (x)

And, around two thousand years later it was originally shaped with care, painted with love, and adored… someone draws it. Draws it using a new technological device that allows modern people to shape things with care, paint with love, and even move them -on a screen, glowing.

And the said person decides to share it with the world. The whole world adores it.

I love the connection between past and today. We were humans back then, and we are still the same.

Cute dog :)

[thoodleoo]

reading about the participation of children in rituals as a form of play in ancient greece and came across an incredibly charming story from julius pollux's onomasticon where a flood prevented the adults from reaching a sanctuary to sacrifice a ram to heracles, and the children solved the problem by....sticking a bunch of sticks in an apple to give it "legs" and "horns" and offering it as a sacrifice instead. it's such a charming thought and i can perfectly picture kids these days also pretending at sacrificing an apple "goat" at recess

[thoodleoo]

catch me on the playground playing sacrifices

[only-tiktoks]

[kawree]

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

[symptomesper]

Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.

[toshio]

the MOST iconic 20 seconds of any anime dub i’ve ever experienced

[misfit-freaks]

EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD

[femmeslash]

i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it

[femmeslash]

every so often people start liking and reblogging this post from me, and every time i forget how funny it is until i watch it again. hey bentn. don’t crap ya paants if ya see a vampire out deeah. get lost. you wouldn’t recognize a gaddam vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucken dick. So just get off my back.

[the most violently 1980s synthesizer sting i have ever heard]

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[depsidase]

[theaucaramel]

I'm leaving this here

[gaystation4]

look at my realm's greatest champion y'all... we are getting conquered by shao kahn 😭

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

my brother in christ you made the post

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

[pepperoni-oni]

Visit Original Link

[bakersfield-row]

Can’t get this on any other social media

[tigerdude51087]

hehehehehe!

Give ‘em hell boys!

[positivewlwvibes]

the years really do start coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming a̶n̴d̴ ̸t̶h̴e̶y̴ ḋ̶̪̯̆o̴͔͠n̶͈̽̍t̷̟̭͝ ̷̻͙͊̎s̶͇͘ͅṱ̸̫̈́̒o̵̬̹͊p̷̬̰̂ ̵̗̬͛̀c̸̞̐̂ŏ̴͍̫͘m̶̢̐͊i̸̼̽ṉ̷̦̀g̵͉̒ ą̸̞͉̘͍̖̝̿̌n̸̛̼̤̝͛͊̓̊͜d̸̢͈̬͍̅̈́̽̓͊ͅ ̷̭̼̼̮̗͒ẗ̸̰̎̑̾͒͠ḧ̶͙͖͈̻̘͉͙́̓̉́̒̓͘ȩ̵̧̧̳̤͒̄̂̏̉̃̚ŷ̷̢͈̮̕͘ ̶̡̲̒̆̕͜d̷͚͔̟͉̳͉͛̈̇̂̈̈́͠o̵̧̻͕̝̖̣͋͂͗͑͐͝͝n̵̡̪͖̦͉͙̈́̉̅͠t̶̨̠̱̝̦̜͉̋̑̈́̚ ̶̬̘̏̀̃͂̃͜͝ͅş̶̺̰͕̺̙͋̎̎t̶̛͇͙̀̽̑̚͠ȏ̶̫͂p̴̠̫̳͂̀̉́̃ ̸̦̏̽c̷̛ͅo̴̹̩̺͌m̷̖̗̾̓͊̀î̷̥̔̔̂̚̕n̴̨̬̩͉̝̱̤̆͂͛̒̄g̴̡̩̝̠̯̻̞̈́͑͂

[likedovesdo]

[deadinternettheoryistrue]

[deadinternettheoryistrue]

You think? Let’s test that then!

First, you gotta get a cool cup. I got this one from a thrift store for a very affordable price. But if you can’t find one, a standard clear cup or jar should suffice

Now, you don’t need a decal, but I recommend it because they’re cool. I just got some sticker vinyl, traced and cut out the Wii logo and some stars

Now for the drink!!

Start by making or buying jelly. If you make it, you should do so a few hours before you intend to make the drinks, as it will need time to set. You can find jelly at most any grocery store.

Get your cup and add ice and jelly. You should cut the jelly into small pieces or use cookie cutters to make fun shapes. I recommend you don’t add quite all of the jelly, as you’ll need some for the top later

Next, add your flavoring syrup of choice, I recommend blue raspberry or melon. You should be able to find them at any restaurant supply store

Then, add carbonated water. Flavored sparkling waters also work fine, as they don’t taste like much. You should be able to find some at any store that sells drinks.

Next add Calpico, this is technically optional, but it tastes way better with it, so it’d highly recommend it. You can get it at practically any Asian market, or normal market if you live in Asia

Now, add some ice cream, or something of the sort, I use vanilla.

After that, you can top it with some whipped cream, jelly shapes, cherries, really anything!!

I would also recommend using a straw to drink it, because you will need to mix it up a bit. but you can’t really mix it before hand, because it will ruin the cool gradient affect

If anyone makes this, please rb with your results!! I wanna see!!

[silverserpent]

I'm absolutely in love with the way you formatted this. it's a little video gae side quest to collect ingredients for the Ultimate Wii Dink. that will put the status effect fixed on you dear player after you drink it.

[postmodernau]

it is i, your crepuscular mutual