Show & Tell
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Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Round II
Fred Frankford Fletcher (Fred, the Vampire Accountant series by Drew Hayes)
Fred the Eternal Snail (Vampire Science (a Doctor Who original novel))
I know Both/Neither
Fred mentioned (the accountant)
personally i think octavian is more deserving of forgiveness than luke and i absolutely think the fact luke was described as handsome and octavian wasn't plays a big role in the fandom views on them
Yeah man, can you imagine if over the last century the US had interfered in the democratic processes of Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, the Congo, the Dominican Republic, Guatemala, Guyana, Haiti, Honduras, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Italy, Lebanon, Nicaragua, Palestine, Panama, Russia, Syria, Venezuela,
Donāt forget Afghanistan, Albania, Angola, Argentina, Australia, Burma, Cambodia, Chad, Costa Rica, Cuba, Egypt, Ethiopia, Greece, Grenada, Haiti, Hawaii, Korea, Laos, Libya, Mexico, The Philippines, Poland, Samoa, Vietnam, Yugoslavia, Zaire
image description: still frame from the animaniacs skit where yakko warner recites the countries of the world
Gabrielle: Weāre going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Viv: Weāre not friends.
Gabrielle, holding an axe: Weāre going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
when the fandom is so small that everybody knows everybody
when the fandom is
so small that everybody
knows everybody
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Stuff that happens in Fred the Vampire Accountant that I'll never get over (in no particular order, with little context)
Fred meets a 'child' and has to be dragged out of the room after collapsing in instinctual terror
He gets chased by acid spitting sentient mushrooms
He meets a devil and falls in love
He listens to a forest conduct a Pink Floyd song
A werepony gets Fred involved with his gambling debts
Everyone is constantly surprised by his genuine accounting nature
A sentient house offers lovely service with a side of attempted murder
His loved ones would refrain from murder for him
Fred has a very nice ass and everyone knows it but him
"Crimes against the commonly agreed upon reality"
Fred regularly meets, and endears himself, to incredibly powerful beings
He's considered and exceptional accountant, but a sub-par vampire by everyone
He considers himself a scaredy-cat. He is the only one that thinks that
He gets thrown off a mountain
He gains the respect and admiration of an ancient and powerful vampire
He gets a zombie roommate/assistant
He gains the respect of a very powerful dragon
He later becomes a malewife to the devil
I love this book series it's weird and fun, and i havent even scratched the surface of what it has to offer
Between Crystal in this series and Gabrielle from NPCs I can confidently say Drew Hayes has a type and it is āBeautiful blonde women so powerful they could rip him in halfā
Stuff that happens in Fred the Vampire Accountant that I'll never get over (in no particular order, with little context)
Fred meets a 'child' and has to be dragged out of the room after collapsing in instinctual terror
He gets chased by acid spitting sentient mushrooms
He meets a devil and falls in love
He listens to a forest conduct a Pink Floyd song
A werepony gets Fred involved with his gambling debts
Everyone is constantly surprised by his genuine accounting nature
A sentient house offers lovely service with a side of attempted murder
His loved ones would refrain from murder for him
Fred has a very nice ass and everyone knows it but him
"Crimes against the commonly agreed upon reality"
Fred regularly meets, and endears himself, to incredibly powerful beings
He's considered and exceptional accountant, but a sub-par vampire by everyone
He considers himself a scaredy-cat. He is the only one that thinks that
He gets thrown off a mountain
He gains the respect and admiration of an ancient and powerful vampire
He gets a zombie roommate/assistant
He gains the respect of a very powerful dragon
He later becomes a malewife to the devil
I love this book series it's weird and fun, and i havent even scratched the surface of what it has to offer
it's a good book.
pov book edition
so, I don't really know how this website works and I ain't gonna try to find out, but here's a funny POV for you!
So you decided to visit a little local business fair in your area for whatever reason. You're having fun, going through cool goods stands, and then you find yourself in a section of the con where all the accounting people and lawyers are. Most of them look completely normal, but one draws your eye. It's this modest accounting stand for a place you've heard some pretty good things about, and there are 2 men and a woman in the booth. The first one is this pretty forgettable guy, brown hair, kinda pale, glasses with a sweater vest and khakis, and the woman is also kinda pale, but she looks kinda statley with her carefully braided black hair and pants suit. But the other dude? He's this MASSIVE guy, like you would not be surprised if you looked up bodybuilding bulk and this dude's pic came up. He has this lion's mane of golden hair, and this dude who has absolutely NO business in an accounting stand is, well, not shouting, more like speaking loudly, saying stuff like: "Fear not, small people! Come forth and listen to the great works of Fred and his accounting firm!"
Eh, that's probably bad but š¤·āāļø
So, y'all know what's happening with Photomatt now, right?
He's being lovebombed by transphobes, overloaded with supportive messages, and sent links to anti-trans articles and podcasts and videos and newspaper columns. He's being told about the toxic TRAs and cancel culture censorship and the violent trans activists who "eat their own".
Sympathic lips are telling him all about "children being sterilised", about "unfairness in women's sports", about autogynephilia, about Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria, about "gay conversion therapy".
And because he's angry, bitter, and has had his ego bruised, he is listening.
He's been in the rare position of a CEO actually subjected to a similar treatment as the people using his service, and he did not care for it. He feels uniquely hounded, he feels alone, he feels deeply wronged. He was an Ally, he did and said all the Right Things. And even still, he was Cancelled, labelled a transphobe.
I don't want to predict the future or guess to Matt Mullenweg's character. I genuinely, deeply hope I'm wrong here. However, if within the next few months, he starts expressing some "legitimate concerns" with trans rights, I will not be the least bit surprised.
pov book edition
so, I don't really know how this website works and I ain't gonna try to find out, but here's a funny POV for you!
So you decided to visit a little local business fair in your area for whatever reason. You're having fun, going through cool goods stands, and then you find yourself in a section of the con where all the accounting people and lawyers are. Most of them look completely normal, but one draws your eye. It's this modest accounting stand for a place you've heard some pretty good things about, and there are 2 men and a woman in the booth. The first one is this pretty forgettable guy, brown hair, kinda pale, glasses with a sweater vest and khakis, and the woman is also kinda pale, but she looks kinda statley with her carefully braided black hair and pants suit. But the other dude? He's this MASSIVE guy, like you would not be surprised if you looked up bodybuilding bulk and this dude's pic came up. He has this lion's mane of golden hair, and this dude who has absolutely NO business in an accounting stand is, well, not shouting, more like speaking loudly, saying stuff like: "Fear not, small people! Come forth and listen to the great works of Fred and his accounting firm!"
Eh, that's probably bad but š¤·āāļø
a bevaustin for the soul.... did you know they're the dynamic ever? literally will never get over them until the day i die . not to reduce their layered dynamic to a trope but they really are golden retriever/black cat. can't help it. ough to be a villainess slowly falling for the hero who is already chronically down bad for you.
also you yes YOU can see these posts and many more if you join our discord
You arenāt a real polycule unless one you has a sword for sweeping large groups of foes, another an axe for breaking enemy shields, and the third a ranged weapon for sniping stragglers. Smh dudes.Ā
The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:
Show me a 10ft paywall, Iāll show you a 12ft ladder.
Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful
Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them
a bevaustin for the soul.... did you know they're the dynamic ever? literally will never get over them until the day i die . not to reduce their layered dynamic to a trope but they really are golden retriever/black cat. can't help it. ough to be a villainess slowly falling for the hero who is already chronically down bad for you.
also you yes YOU can see these posts and many more if you join our discord
Fred has a pleasantly mild demeanour, however it's a single step away smug asshole at any moment.
