Pitou Rights Activist

can everything just stop for a second so i can catch up? [18; lesbian; 🇵🇰; closet weeb]

[two-40-foot-slabs]

[portaltwo-deactivated20211121]

good evening 

[lukastiktokstash]

[determinedowl23]

WAIT HOW THE FUCK DID THAT TRANSFORM SCENE GO WHAT

[thedragonemperess]

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY WALKING

[gothicstan-deactivated20130315]

im craving dicks right now my life is hard

[gothicstan-deactivated20130315]

i just realized if you dont live in washington you have no idea what im talkING ABOUT DICKS IS A BURGER JOINT

[gothicstan-deactivated20130315]

[cum-guzzling-gutterslut]

Its funny cause you knew damn well everyone else would take this wrong you just said it for attention you note hungry little whore

[zackisontumblr]

you just got called a whore by tumblr user cum-guzzling-gutterslut

[o-kurwa]

Allah fed him

[odd-vox]

The glory of Allah rendered this man unable to speak

[abstract-woman]

[oneheadtoanother]

[ydhsbhsnf-deactivated20210613]

[id: a tweet from zach silberberg @zachsilberberg : "rip pavlov you would have loved notifications" /end id]

[selkiefem]

ok that was fun now do woody allen

[highonlifebabychild-deactivated]

Unpopular Opinion: The reason people don't use zodiac signs to determine insurance costs, college acceptance, etc. like how dna data bases are threatening to do is because astrology is a predominately female hobby and therefore viewed as useless, baseless, and/or witchcraft.

[warframe]

[beaky-peartree]

speaking as a witch: shut the fuck up

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

denied Medicare for being a libra

[tariqah]

This is the funniest shit on earth

[roflcopter-pilot-deactivated202]

[anatomyhouse]

[anatomyhouse]

[etherealblasphemy]

IT NOW IS ABOUT PRINCE PHILLIP

[vuittonv]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The universal human experience of packing underwear for a vacation like you’re going to shit yourself every day

[without-ado]

the beginning of a long, cruel night to the two who could be neither enemies nor friends forever

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

Funny how beer looks like piss ...... this says a lot about men in our society

[sapphophallocentrism]

They honestly should make a beer where it’s like just 10% piss.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

why would i drink beer that has half as much piss as usual

[the-x-button]

Why is it that anytime I go on this godforsaken website, you people are talking about piss

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

as they say in the bible, let him who doesn't have a gif of the Hulk fucking Scarlette Johansson as a header on tumblr dot com throw the first stone

[yo-its-matt]

[valtsv]

if i hear the words "subvert expectations" one more time i'm gonna start hunting directors for sport

[valtsv]

[christinecanigula-archive]

god ok a few years back i had this friend who was like. an influencer. like a legitimate instagram influencer. paid promotions from makeup companies type. and we were talking and she was like wait how many tumblr followers do you have and i was like uhhhhhh 4k and she was like ooooo you should start doing advertisements on there get yourself some money. and i just quietly sat with the realization that we were two very, very different people

[christinecanigula-archive]

my audience of ex-theater kids and ex-ex-supernatural fans seeing me try to sell them the CUTEST makeup brushes or whatever

[malscare]

tumblr user pizza literally did this in like 2014 and got excommunicated

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