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he/they i love being a transsexual

[number1goosefan]

vagina shaped bagel call that a pap schmear

[number1goosefan]

just realized the muffin man is not a sentient muffin

[number1goosefan]

“doggy style” is just “style” to me … just a glimpse into how doggy my mind has become

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[number1goosefan]

me when i’m two men and we’re both topping a third man named Todd at the same time: in Todd we bust

[number1goosefan]

motorboat taxi call that a Boober

[tpwrtrmnky]

It's really quite bizarre how much work in trans healthcare bases itself on the idea that a patient who deliberately seeks out the Penis Removal Doctor and says "Yes, Penis Removal Doctor, I am certain that I would like to have my penis removed" might be lying to the Penis Removal Doctor, so that they can have their penis removed without actually wanting that.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Fun fact: The vast majority of people who have a penis are terrified of losing their penis. There is a whole cultural Thing about that, and deliberately going to the Penis Removal Doctor in the first place is a strong indicator of wanting to end up without a penis.

[number1goosefan]

let’s be alcohol with mama

[number1goosefan]

i found this gem in my notes app

[number1goosefan]

i’m so nonbinary, i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby (it’s hypothetical because my mom is a condor and my dad is a dirtbike)

[number1goosefan]

hiding from my ex on trans day of visibility

[number1goosefan]

just now learning that a mongoose isn’t a type of bird … my whole world has been turned upside down

[number1goosefan]

oh you’re gay? who’s the sigmund freud and who’s the sigmund freud’s mom?

[number1goosefan]

when a person gets circumcised their penis is getting top surgery

[number1goosefan]

holidays with extended family are like if cabin fever and gender dysphoria had a baby

[number1goosefan]

santa claus is gonna do WHAT to the town?!?!?!

[bootleg-nessie]

I FUCKING LOVE INFORMATION!!! I WANT TO LEARN EVERYTHING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! I AM UTTERLY CONSUMED BY MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!