talking to my self @numinute2dles - Tumblr Blog

"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs

robin-teddybear

“as you do” <- for incredibly eccentric and even impossible actions

cav-core

"How can platonic BDSM be a thing". It's whatever Sam Reich is doing to his friends on Game Changer actually.

yesornopolls

Do people often misspell your first or last name?

Yes

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Voting ended onApr 11, 2025

The ultimate compliment is when your cleaning lady comes once a week and tells you, "but ah, it's clean" not realising that you woke up early to pick up all the trash.

Honestly....a red flag for me is singing and then not being good at it.

Mis me with them inconsistencies

#you can list it in your bio as a hobby and then you just cant do it.#you like drama neh

bayouette

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

theseventeensteps

obsessed with how fixable society is, on a structural level.

obsessed with how all you need to do is throw money at public education and eliminate most standardized testing and you will start getting smarter, more engaged, kinder adults. obsessed with how giving people safe housing, reliable access to good food, and decent wages dramatically reduces drug overdoses and gun violence. obsessed with how much people actually want to get together and fix infrastructure, invent new ways of helping each other, and create global ways of living sustainably once you give them livable pay to do so. obsessed with how tracking diseases, developing medicines, and improving public health becomes so much easier when you just make healthcare free at point of use.

obsessed with how easy it all becomes, if we can just figure out how to wrench the wealth out of the hands of the hoarders.

Seemingly recently, now, it has dawned on me, became apparent, that there are people, irl, living out their pornographic fantasies on the regular, like it's a Tuesday afternoon in Tulsa.

cirrates

everyone always talks about the andean cock of the rock but what the hell is this

bladeknight

Hi benny. Im a month late to this post but did you know that almost 40% of the males of this bird species engage in homosexual behavior with an even smaller percent practicing it exclusively.

cirrates

hi thats fucking awesome. birds are such wonderful creatures.

inthefallofasparrow

Who needs an alarm when you have multiple embarrassing moments from 15 years ago that autoplays from 5:45 on a Saturday morning....

weepingwidar

Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

appleblocks

PAINTING, SCROLL BACK UP

mortimermcmirestinks

⚠ PAINTING ⚠ ⚠ SCROLL BACK UP ⚠

esichovequechova

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Fired!!!

thickness-protection-program

theparadoxmachine

I work for a trucking company and can confirm this is a good way to get fired

Unless there was a major equipment malfunction this dude is so fired.

buddhawithoutorgans

Obsessed with the idea that it requires industry insider knowledge to know you’d get sacked for something like this

beebfreeb

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

scribe-cas

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"